Eagles on the beach road between Navarre Beach & Pensacola Beach- photo by my friend BeBe Booth pic.twitter.com/JLPWZOOZIf

— All Things Emerald Coast (@AllEmeraldCoast) September 25, 2026

Was in the candy aisle at dollar tree yesterday and a guy bumped into me and said "I'm sorry, I'm trying to find my old people candy" and I was like, "I saw werther's down there on the end" and he was like "damn, I'm not THAT old! I'm looking for York peppermint patties"

— Nichole Remmert (@nicholeaileen) September 25, 2026

My next birthday cake pic.twitter.com/f8mwr8kUIZ

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) September 25, 2026

THEY DRILLED INTO THE HILL BY MOUNT ARARAT.

For decades the experts rolled their eyes at the idea that the Durupınar formation could be Noah’s Ark. Same length the Bible describes. Anchor stones nearby. Sitting exactly where Genesis puts the landing. Now an international team is… pic.twitter.com/1pVryLPeW6

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) September 23, 2026

He was up working before sunrise in DC.

Got on the plane to New York at 6am.

Addressed the world at the U.N.

Singed America’s deal with Greenland.

Negotiated for 3 hours with the Iranians.

Hosted 10 Gulf countries for a peace summit.

Met with Zelenskyy to end Ukraine war.… pic.twitter.com/GPfmOmsFRD

— GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE (@GOP_is_Gutless) September 24, 2026

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— MrTzo 🌲 (@Gutz64376589) September 23, 2026

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— Old World wild (@Oldworldwild) September 24, 2026

‼️CONFIRMED‼️

We just shot cartel drones out of the sky with a laser.
Southern border. Three birds. One beam.

Not a test range. The actual line.
Cartels use drones to scout our troops and run people.

We answered with light. pic.twitter.com/07DJemkrvJ

— Keith Ainsworth (@AinsworthKeith) September 25, 2026

I bought a used camera lens on eBay from Japan for eight dollars.

Eight bucks.
In Ohio, the cardboard box arrived on my porch.

Inside, there was no printed receipt.
No discount coupon.

Sitting on top of the bubble wrap was a tiny origami crane, folded from floral chiyogami… pic.twitter.com/avsynglb1R

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) September 25, 2026

This is a YELP review.
A. YELP. REVIEW. 😂😆🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/1ImJPaD2jd

— ᒪᗩᑎE (@lanechanged) September 24, 2026

In 1772, the colonists had no right to trees over 12" thick, not even if it was in their front yard.

A law reserved every white pine that size for the Royal Navy's masts. Surveyors roamed New Hampshire slashing a mark into the trees, claiming them for the King of England.

The… pic.twitter.com/dNmnMwqLnH

— History With Jacob (@HistoryWJacob) September 25, 2026

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— Linda- Melisande (@LindaMelisande) September 24, 2026

Take time to smell the leaves .🍂🍁🍂🍁 pic.twitter.com/NCsYyJ5aB1

— YogaGer (@YogaGer) September 24, 2026

NOBODY tells Americans this part of the story.

March 11, 2011.
A black, 30-foot wall of ocean swallowed Northeast Japan.
Our government froze. The Pentagon had no orders.
Communications were dead.

You know what Captain Thom Burke and Rear Admiral Robert Girrier did on the USS… pic.twitter.com/4wxSWSwTy0

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) September 25, 2026

Lotta response on my joke about dropping feral hogs on Iran. People wanna know how. Rest easy. We have hired Les Nessman of WKRP in Cincinnati. He has vast experience dropping live animals from airplanes.

— grumpyoldMarine (@h_e_p_56) September 25, 2026