It’s Caturday!

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17 Responses to It’s Caturday!

  1. MaryfromMarin says:

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  2. MaryfromMarin says:

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  3. Gil says:

    Kids Halloween cat jokes!

    http://halloweenjokes.com/halloween-jokes/black-cat-jokes

    Q: What is a black catโ€™s favorite color?
    A: Purrrrrr-ple!

    Q: Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween?
    A: Scare-de-cat!

    Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
    A: Hailing taxi cabs!

    Q: What animals are the best pets?
    A: Black cats, because they are purr-fect!

    Q: What is a black catโ€™s favorite song?
    A: Three Blind Mice!

    Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
    A: Black Alley cats!

    Q: What did the black cat have for breakfast?
    A: Mice Crispies!

    Q: Why did the black cat put the letter โ€œMโ€ into the fridge?
    A: Because it turns โ€œiceโ€ into a whole lot of โ€œmiceโ€!

    Q: What looks like half a black cat?
    A: The other half!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a black cat with a whit oak tree?
    A: A black and white cat-a-logue!

    Q: Why do black cats never shave?
    A: Because 9 out of 10 black cats prefer whiskas!

    Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
    A: Theyโ€™re very mewsical!

    Q: What is cleverer than a talking black cat?
    A: A spelling bee!

    Q: How do you know when your black catโ€™s done cleaning herself?
    A: Sheโ€™s smoking a cigarette!

    Q: What do you call the black cat that was caught by the police?
    A: The purrpatrator!

    Q: What do you call a witches black cat that drinks vinegar?
    A: A sour puss!

    Q: What do you call it when a witches black cat falls off a broomstick?
    A: A catastrophe

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  4. czarowniczy says:

    Oh memories…Czarina and I tried one of those schemes that guaranteed that the cat would switch from the box to the can in mere days…AND would put the seat down! Cats had other ideas. It does provide for a good old ‘memory lane’ laugh every once in a while, though.

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  5. WeeWeed says:

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  6. WeeWeed says:

    ๐Ÿ˜€

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