Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink"

Also me, a little later: pic.twitter.com/2Bis0LZtwo

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 1, 2026

A rare split-second view of the critically endangered Regent Honeyeater banking in flight, revealing its exquisite black and gold plumage. Fewer than 400 remain in the wild.

📷 Jan Wegener ( @jan_wegener_ ) pic.twitter.com/Djp3SxD5mP

— Evolve (@EvolveWildlife) October 1, 2026

Me: What do you want for dinner?
I want pizza.
Wife: I feel like tacos.
Me: Say no more… pic.twitter.com/Nwxi3X4TNp

— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) October 1, 2026

Sometimes grief hides in the most ordinary places…and then, years later, ambushes you while you’re changing a light bulb. pic.twitter.com/0VanWEBaKt

— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) October 1, 2026

A photographer captured a family of owls and accidentally ended up with the perfect cover for a music album. pic.twitter.com/pHi5xQlaJo

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 30, 2026

You can see fall from space right now.

This is Michigan's Upper Peninsula from a satellite on Monday. All that orange is the trees.

Imagery: NASA Terra MODIS pic.twitter.com/vC5PsNNcXE

— Ryan Hall, Y’all (@ryanhallyall) October 2, 2026

Arguably the greatest cooking show on the internet pic.twitter.com/r3APd7rMMV

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) October 2, 2026

Americans — a confession from Japan you were never meant to hear.

We are terrified of fascism. Not the version in your textbooks. The version that lives inside us.

In 1941, no dictator dragged the Japanese people into the dark. We dragged each other. Neighbor watched neighbor.…

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) October 2, 2026

At 220 degrees, nylon melts and runs. At 220 degrees, wool is a jumper.

At 250 degrees, polyester melts and sticks to the skin. At 250 degrees, wool is a jumper.

At 300 degrees, acrylic catches and drips burning plastic. At 300 degrees, wool is a jumper.

At 400 degrees, the… pic.twitter.com/ShkNCb8VLt

— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) October 2, 2026

Sometimes I wish my dog could talk but then I think about all the things she has seen and then think maybe not… pic.twitter.com/OOrieci1YO

— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) October 2, 2026

Today I honestly can’t believe Trump could behave like this with his staff, because what he does EVERY SINGLE MORNING before his day even begins is something that will make you understand what real leadership looks like. For YEARS, he has reportedly been making three personal… pic.twitter.com/w4xNWg7RR9

— Dotsthoughts (@DorothyStangle) October 2, 2026

Best D3 ever!

I said Iron Will could get a job outside the home if his chores were done.

So he got a gig working for @everylife as a Diaper Delivery Dude (D3). Check out the vid below!

Which works out great because @everylife is generously sending Team Iron Will diapers for us… pic.twitter.com/oh91SeBrcv

— Andrew Daub (@TheResoluteLife) October 2, 2026