Good morning, happy Thursday! 🐶 This border collie sits at the window giving every passerby a slow, knowing side-eye, quietly judging the whole neighborhood. We feel that. Almost Friday, so keep your wit and get ready to blow this joint! 👀❤️🔊 pic.twitter.com/QPgSLVbR4x

— Jewels Jones ® (@JewelsJonesLive) September 24, 2026

Cat loves the texture of iguana friend pic.twitter.com/bXHklUlz6Q

— Science girl (@sciencegirl) September 24, 2026

Memory lane.
I married in 1990. Lovely and extravagant.
I divorced in 1997. Quiet. Shamed. With 2 little boys.
I remember pulling into my drive one evening after a long day (they all felt like long days during that season) and seeing one of my mom’s friends sitting inside…

— Thinker (@bebesunshine) September 24, 2026

you don't hate math. you just never saw it like this. pic.twitter.com/23URc40aL7

— Tech with Mak (@techNmak) September 24, 2026

She joined the new family pic.twitter.com/XuR9HcvaeJ

— ِDogs (@lovedoggods) September 24, 2026

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— kumfortably knumb (@kumfortablynumb) September 24, 2026

My son came home yesterday after finishing his first year of college.

The moment he walked through the front door, he smiled and called out,

“Poppy… I’m home.”

Poppy is 19 years old now.

She’s mostly blind.

Her hips ache with every step.

And for more than a year, she… pic.twitter.com/OPxKO6jUcc

— FeelGoodThoughts (@feelgoodtale) September 24, 2026

The intelligence of the Belgian Malinois Shepherd. pic.twitter.com/m2tj9VwYcC

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) September 23, 2026

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— Funny Stuff 💙 💛 ‏ (@BadTasteTee) September 24, 2026

On a personal note…speaking as an American and not as a journalist…I was overwhelmed with deep emotion and overwhelming pride observing close up President Trump’s military review with President Xi of China today in the Rose Garden.

Seeing President Trump, Vice President Vance,… pic.twitter.com/p26AF0H5ZJ

— Cara Castronuova (@CaraCastronuova) September 24, 2026

😂 pic.twitter.com/HSyMHapDD0

— Rita Otis🥀 (@rita_otis) September 24, 2026

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??… https://t.co/XQuRaRWyrD

— Jelly 果冻糕 (@jellyjellycake) September 23, 2026

“I see quite clearly that all good things must come to an end. The summer has been splendid, but it has lasted long enough. This morning I welcomed the chill in the air and viewed the falling leaves with cheerfulness.” ~A.A.Milne #Autumn #AutumnEquinox 🍁 pic.twitter.com/GmSYl6b8Bz

— A.A.Milne (@A_AMilne) September 23, 2026

Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) September 23, 2026

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— TheBigDave (@LiVe2DaNceATL) September 24, 2026