Somebody started a Go Fund Me to raise funds for the UNC Pi Kappa Psi fraternity men who took down that Palestinian flag, raised the American flag to its proper place and defended it!

ADD: So far, they have raised over $516,000!

• May 1st, 2024by John Noonan, Organizer

  A programming note for all of you who bleed red, white, and blue.

  We have identified a world class event planner named Susan and she is already hard at work. She worked in the White House and knows what she’s about.

  Another fine American is wheels down in North Carolina tonight and working to identify all of our Noble Born brochachos, who stood down the frumpy hordes with nothing more than a pastel shirt and a smile.

  Go Fund has dispatched a member of their team to work closely with us and ensure your donations do as God intended — to show these guys enough fireworks to blow their Oakley aviators straight off their faces.

  It was 48 years ago this week that Cubs outfielder Rick Monday snatched the American flag from the grimy hands of longhair trotskyites, saving it from incineration. The crowd thanked him with a standing ovation.

  Today you’re that crowd. You gave these great flag saluting patriots the honor they so richly deserve. We hope your generosity is a message to every college campus in America, from sea to shining sea: This country is great. This country is worth defending. That flag means something. And America takes care of her own.

  More to follow!

  **Update: We are overwhelmed by you glorious, Patriotic Americans who value good beer and great times. We are in contact with multiple leaders from fraternities whose members helped defend the flag, including Alpha Epsilon Pi and others, in addition to Pi Kappa Psi. Our gratitude goes to all of them and we will update supporters on what comes next.**

  Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators.

  But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde — laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.

  These boys… no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Psi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

  Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

  Updates (2)

  Yesterday by John Noonan, Organizer

  We have been overwhelmed by the sheer force of patriotism on display here. What started as a modest request to buy a few kegs for some great young guys has ballooned into an American cultural moment, with millions of people paying attention: blue and red, left and right, all of the above. Donations continue to pour in. Given the sheer scope of media interest in this story, we are posting this update.

  First, people should understand that we organized this fundraiser independently. That has been misreported by certain press outlets. We aren’t brothers ourselves: just Americans who admire young people like the men of UNC fraternities — members from at least eight different houses, by our count, many of whom we’ve now met.

  With over 12,000 donations and almost half a million dollars, it’s incumbent on us to disburse the money in a manner that is faithful to our donors’ intent: throwing these great guys a world class party that will echo across eternity. Fraternities will also have input on sending funds to some great charities in their name, foundations that are consistent with the fundraiser’s patriotic theme. A transparent independent entity that will include a board of directors, as well as representation from the fraternity organizations themselves, is in the process of being established to keep true to donor intent.

  Volunteers have stepped up to process the avalanche of offers to contribute merchandise, entertainment, and more. A professional planner with long experience in managing complex events has been retained to organize and execute the logistics. Outreach has been made to both students and UNC officials to set a party date and venue. But with graduation just around the corner, final exams in full swing, and continued drama on campus, we think it is best to take our time and plan this right.

  We’ve had our fun over the past 24 hours. There is nearly half a million in the bank. That is plenty to throw a killer party and give to some great charities. At midnight, we will close the GoFundMe to donations.

  Thank you to Americans of all stripes for their support. Done right, it will truly be “one for the ages” — and will inspire Americans all over again.

  GO FUND ME