I love these impromptu press gaggles. Our President does a great job with them.
Block all air traffic in/out of PBI for half hour or so as AF One vectors. Close perimeter roads, shoot out onto 98 and beeline to bridge over intercoastal, waving at PO’d drivers who’ve been stuck behind barricades for about a half-hour as POTUS’s cavalcade moves. Shoot over bridge at high speed, stop on east side to wash protesters off of bumper and tires, enter Mar-a-Lago, remove shoes and do ‘I got elected and Hillary didn’t’ happy dance. Pour a stiff one and go back to governing.
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I don’t know why, but it made me happy that they were going back there. They haven’t been back for a long time, have they?
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