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August 26, 2017 12:02 am

My great-grandfather

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59 Responses to “It’s Caturday!”

  1. Not a major Caturday issue but over the last few months we’ve had two cats that have become ‘touch’ freaks. You can’t walk by them without clawed entreaties to pat them…a lot. From standoffish ‘who the hell are you and why is my food bowl empty’ to Fatal Cattraction…where are my cats and what have you done to them?

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    By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 12:10 am

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      By MaryfromMarin on August 26, 2017 at 12:21 am

      1. I dun knowed catz like dat.

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        By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 12:27 am

      2. BTW, really want to make a monster? Get your cat used to petting its feet, especially lightly rubbing the areas inside the pad spaces. Once the cat gets used to your touching its fert and providing it isn’t squirrelly ticklish you gotta friend/pest for life.

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        By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 12:39 am

    2. Additionally, but slightly edgier:

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      By MaryfromMarin on August 26, 2017 at 12:25 am

      1. Maybe thru extended proximity to dogs these two cats have assumed the dog chart.

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        By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 12:28 am

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          By MaryfromMarin on August 26, 2017 at 12:53 am

          1. As I said yesterday, Lucky’s developed a taste for .223 brass…and he does shred them.

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            By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 1:06 am

            1. Wow, maybe it’s deficient in some mineral – or it’s sharpening it’s teeth! I’d sleep with 1 eye open ! πŸ™‚

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              By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 1:01 pm

              1. Only chews the domestic brass though, not the import.

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                By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:08 pm

                1. A patriot!

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                  By MaryfromMarin on August 26, 2017 at 3:34 pm

                  1. Buy American.

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                    By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      2. Tripod loves his paws and forelegs petted.

        Belly, not so much.

        Tail, very much yes. Base of tail, OMG yes. And I tell everyone who meets him, that he allows to pet, “just grab his whole face with your hand and pretend like you’re playing a piano”. He loves that.

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        By Wooly Covfefe on August 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    3. cat training camp pictures….instruction on interaction with humans

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      By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 10:19 am

      1. Sure thst isn’t the BLM ‘MC Hammer Innercity Dance Team’?

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        By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 11:27 am

        1. hahahaha! laughing my bum off!

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          By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 1:00 pm

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            By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:10 pm

        2. Time to drop a Hammer on them.

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          By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:13 pm

        3. blm defensive bowel movement position. πŸ˜‰

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          By ImpeachEmAll on August 26, 2017 at 4:26 pm

  2. LSZu has a new Mike the Tiger, it’s a cub about 11 months old and you just want to pick it up, hug it and take it home. That said, gaving seen what an 18-month old make lion did to a guy’s house, especially the drywall – which wasn’t – it’s not all that hard to resist.

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    By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 12:42 am

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    By MaryfromMarin on August 26, 2017 at 12:43 am

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 1:16 am

    1. My friend’s cat was always bringing in mice, lizards, frogs, and snakes. The cat got really upset when she threw the snake back out the door.

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      By auscitizenmom on August 26, 2017 at 10:03 am

      1. One way to fix that is to put a bell on the cat’s collar, which warns their prey. A lady I knew did that after her cat brought a squirrel into her dining room.

        ADD: The squirrel was alive.

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        By stella on August 26, 2017 at 10:48 am

        1. I believe he already had a bell on. He was just really good at catching prey.

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          By auscitizenmom on August 26, 2017 at 10:58 am

    2. The day (long ago) my Siamese came with all his muscles struggling to drag to me a full grown, healthy looking rabbit, was the day he was appointed the Royal Bell. I know he was trying to please me, but bleh!

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      By Jacqueline Taylor Robson on August 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm

  5. Happy Caturday!

    I am severely allergic to cats, so I can’t respond to your experiences, but I do enjoy reading them πŸ™‚ My sister had a cat for a while. It ignored them and hid from them so much they had to put a bell on it. It LOVED me! I think it thought I was purring as I gasped for air as my throat closed up! πŸ™‚

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    By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 10:08 am

    1. my idea of a perfect cat bell

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      By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 10:15 am

      1. Hmmmm… Not sure if it’s heavy enough for some kittys;-)

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        By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 12:59 pm

        1. Leave Siegfried and Roy out of this.

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          By Wooly Covfefe on August 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm

  6. Dogs want to please you.
    Cats expect you to please them…or else.

    I am allergic to cat dander.
    I am somewhat opposed to cats in general.
    Cats know this and immediately come jump upon my lap and rub on my legs when they encounter me.
    Cats do not know it, but left to my own self, I would likely vote them to be the first inhabitants of, oh, Mars….as long as they took all the rest with them.

    Diggitydog day trumps Caturday….na na na na na.

    now beat me and slander my name….heck I am married, I can take all manner of vocal abuse….

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    By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 10:12 am

    1. Today is National Dog Day.

      http://www.nationaldogday.com/

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      By stella on August 26, 2017 at 10:51 am

      1. YAAAAH!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ I’m NOT allergic to dogs! They luv me, & I luv them. I always wonder about a person who hates dogs, and about the people dogs hate. I know it’s sacrilege, but since it’s their nat’l day:

        Anyway how can you be upset at such a cute pup?
        And in honor of our senior “pups”, this was the 1st pic I chose when introducing myself to Stellarites:

        πŸ™‚

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        By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 12:58 pm

        1. That first one is actually an Ewok.

          And I don’t remember the second one, but that’s sweet.

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          By Wooly Covfefe on August 27, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      2. Stella, I was just coming to post this! I had never heard of National Dog Day before. I came across this link via Citizen Free Press:

        https://twitter.com/hashtag/NationalDogDay?src=tren&data_id=tweet%3A901474531449110529

        It has some great photos and videos of dogs, especially tributes to military dogs. But warning! There are a few disgusting leftest images too (like a dog lifting it’s leg on President Trump’s star on the Hollyweird Walk of Fame).

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        By The Tundra PA on August 26, 2017 at 3:01 pm

  7. Africats to the Purr-ymids: DNA study reveals long tale of cat domestication
    Study of ancient genetic material from Egypt to Viking graveyards reveals all tamed cats descended from one rodent-catching African subspecies first tamed by Near East farmers 9,000 years ago https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a15859f01ddcac35f18e30c2a3fa5d6a7d22c911/0_334_1594_956/master/1594.jpg
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jun/19/africats-to-the-purr-ymids-dna-study-reveals-long-tale-of-cat-domestication

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    1. Yup, some people tried to pass off the European wil cat as the domestic cat’s progenitor but found out that no amount of interbreeding with donestics or ‘nice kitty’ socisl domestication seems to salve their less desirable characteristics.

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      By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      1. President Lincoln had some similar pre conceptions about interbreeding and social culturalization issues I recall.

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        By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        1. Emigration/repatriation too.

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          By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 12:09 am

  8. The first link was supposed to be a photo but goes to an error page. Click on The Guardian link for article.

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 2:11 pm

  9. Also from the Guardian: rightwing protest rally cancelled due to Shiite concerns….oh….never mind.

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    By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    1. Link didn’t post: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/25/patriot-prayer-san-francisco-rally-cancelled-dog-poo

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      By czarowniczy on August 26, 2017 at 2:39 pm

  10. Happy Caturday!

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    By nyetneetot on August 26, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    1. https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18199528_1562386187168751_7099706122815386395_n.jpg?oh=afe3e59067884d11c42f14fa4f20706f&oe=5A1A9011

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      By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 7:31 pm

      1. LOL Joshua!

        Always, when posting a pic link, delete everything after the “?” mark, including the “?” mark. It should end with “jpg” and nothing else.

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        By Wooly Covfefe on August 27, 2017 at 4:35 pm

        1. Well, never mind then. Pay no attention to what I just said.

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          By Wooly Covfefe on August 27, 2017 at 4:36 pm

  11. A different perspective…

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    1. Not really ‘different’, that’s my “get up, it’s 6AM and you ain’t fed me yet’ every morning view.
      Czarina got a view similar to that this AM when fat inside cat misjudged his ability to launch his bulk thru thin air. He made a leap from the tall dresser and impacted directly on her sleeping midsection.

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      By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 12:13 am

      1. Are you sure he “misjudged”?

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        By auscitizenmom on August 27, 2017 at 11:44 am

        1. For his ongoing safety and comfort we’ll assume he did.

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          By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 2:53 pm

          1. πŸ™‚

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            By auscitizenmom on August 27, 2017 at 2:57 pm

  12. Hahahaha……

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    1. OK, so like I said I’ve never had a cat, but I’m guessing this must be the newest version of cat robotics in order to get that to stay on it’s head! πŸ™‚

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      By G-d&Country on August 26, 2017 at 5:21 pm

  13. Sleeping positions….

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    By Lucille on August 26, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    1. Or katamine.

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      By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      1. Actually was for the ‘cat in a hat’ post, don’t know why it ended up here, but it sorta works here too.

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        By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 3:10 pm

  14. https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18199495_1562696933804343_1440343231956472300_n.jpg?oh=18bccfea93f0569dd8c7c07ac4635f9e&oe=5A1A68F9

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    By joshua on August 26, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    1. I’ve already used the pun once this week so I have to pass.

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      By czarowniczy on August 27, 2017 at 2:59 pm

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    By Jacqueline Taylor Robson on August 27, 2017 at 4:21 pm

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