"Oh, you have babies… can I see them?" pic.twitter.com/VxPkJE18tB

— Dogs are Family (@_Dogs_family) November 12, 2026

This is Soooooooo good! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/FEZHK4EtSu

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) November 12, 2026

A friend took me to Panda Express.

She said it was Chinese. I asked if it was Chinese Chinese. She said, "It's American Chinese." She said it with no hesitation, the way you name a breed of dog.

The food was behind glass. A long steel counter. Trays of brown and orange and…

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 (@japan_nobunaga) November 12, 2026

Little girl and husky puppy grow up together pic.twitter.com/2fcHeFDoXP

— Dogs are Family (@_Dogs_family) November 11, 2026

This man discovered that skunks sound just like Muppets, and he couldn't get over how cute it was pic.twitter.com/UeHYFj9G9J

— Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) November 10, 2026

Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy pic.twitter.com/wyTtvmoHhy

— David Hudnall (@davidhudnall) November 11, 2026

Say what!?😱 pic.twitter.com/zXhzPCM0Vo

— Fyre 🔥 (@ValhallaX_) November 11, 2026

At 8 a.m. every Wednesday, my team in Tokyo has a Zoom call with our team in Salt Lake City, Utah. For them, it's Tuesday at 4 p.m.

After three years, our side started a shared file. The title: "Things the Utah team does that we still don't understand."

They said I could share…

— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 11, 2026

This is hilarious 😂 pic.twitter.com/YfWuAfJ7N9

— Femanji (@femanji) November 11, 2026

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— Vanna Kline (@KlineVanna29358) November 11, 2026

The priceless and adorable reactions of dogs being adopted 🥺 pic.twitter.com/eiOvXSgoeI

— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) November 11, 2026

Outside a Tennessee gas station, I watched a nice dad in cargo shorts body-slam a ten-pound bag of ice onto the sidewalk.

Two hands over his head. Straight down into the concrete like the ice owed his family money.

Then he picked it up gently, smiled at me, said "Hot one…

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 (@japan_nobunaga) November 11, 2026

I am at the age where I no longer care if I look good in pictures.

I just want to look good in X-rays, CTs and MRIs.

— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) November 9, 2026

Oh my God, I don’t think I’ve seen anything cuter pic.twitter.com/VBWRvzs1Nx

— Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ (@MrPotatoHeadUSA) November 7, 2026