This is so wrong. I use the magic loop method on circular knitting, not straight needles 🤦🏽♀️ https://t.co/Gyqvcs6Y3c
— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@HarmeetKDhillon) November 7, 2026
— My beloved dog💞 (@Zooq6x) November 7, 2026
— trekkiegirl -not the bigoted liberal kind🔭🖖❤🎶🎶 (@trekkie1978) November 7, 2026
Our seven-year-old neighbour knocked on my door with a clipboard and announced that he ran a "home security company." His rate was $5 a week. I said yes mostly to be kind, and I forgot about it by dinner. On Friday morning, he rang the bell again, handed me a folded paper, and…
— Keshvibez (@keshvibezTV) November 7, 2026
The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure. pic.twitter.com/xR7GI6wqvc
— Beyond Daily (@KieuPhan120820) November 6, 2026
A woman sits calmly in divorce court. The judge reviews the paperwork and looks up, confused.
“Ma’am, I’ve been doing this a long time. Are you sure? You’re requesting a divorce on the grounds of compatible personalities. Most people come here because they’re incompatible. This…
— Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) November 7, 2026
They act like it's a foreign language🤣 pic.twitter.com/rZO6QB98Jp
— Nova Rose (@ItsNovaRose) November 7, 2026
Hector stood through the saluting guns for seventeen years, and on Thursday night in a field in Denbighshire he nearly went through a fence over a village firework display, and the reason he did not is a donkey and a goat.
The farmer knew something the forums do not. A Cavalry… pic.twitter.com/Cr2So3p2dO
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) November 7, 2026
Dogs don’t need introductions to make new friends! 🐶😂❤️ Their love and innocence can turn any stranger into a friend.
Who else thinks dogs are the purest souls on earth? 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/YiwaGIXTxP— Ashley (@Ashley1_55) November 7, 2026
Waiters at upscale American restaurants have perfected a psychological trap that costs insecure men millions of dollars a year.
On Friday night in Seattle, my wife and I went to a trendy Italian restaurant with our friends Mark and Chloe.
Before we even touched the menu, a…
— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 (@japan_nobunaga) November 7, 2026
So cute. pic.twitter.com/hFUWYQUL6m
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) November 5, 2026
It’s Friday pic.twitter.com/dRY8RgUqUU
— Mister Milo (@MisterMilo) November 6, 2026
OK, I won’t be able to unsee that… https://t.co/lJ3we07z4j
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) November 5, 2026
My neighbor, Mr. Shimada, has worked customs at Narita Airport for thirty-one years.
He says he can always tell when a kid is coming home from a year with an American host family.
It's the suitcase.
They never bring home souvenirs.
They bring home a family.
He let me write…
— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 8, 2026
I asked 50 Japanese people, ages 9 to 91, one question.
"What do you admire most about Americans?"
Here are the top answers.
10. "They clap when the plane lands." (Office worker, 34)
9. "They say 'I love you' every time they hang up the phone. Even men. Even to other men."…
— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) October 31, 2026
— marysocontrary (@so_contrary) September 21, 2026
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