My kind of parenting 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/lwcbUnsN9P
— Je m’appelle Nero🇨🇦🇳🇬 (@nero_joy_) November 5, 2026
My friend Ayako has translated American movies and TV shows into Japanese subtitles for 22 years.
Above her desk, taped to the wall, is a handwritten list.
"American sentences that do not exist in Japanese."
She let me copy it.
1. "I'm good."
Means yes. Means no. Means I'm…— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 5, 2026
We've all been reeling from the bloodbath Tuesday, so here is a classic that never ceases to crack me up!
I'm not sure who the original comedy is from, but it was posted by Anita Gashumov on FB.
Enjoy! This one is so funny, and it's clean humor. 🤣😂🙏 pic.twitter.com/aFoojUw0Hb
— Lj Priest (Trader Jill) (@RealTraderJill) November 6, 2026
Once every ten days, a bright canary-yellow bullet train glides into Tokyo Station at full speed, yet not a single passenger is allowed to step on board.
Its windows are mostly covered from the inside, its timetable is never published for the public, and there are no ticketed… pic.twitter.com/GuzgU7uwpJ
— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 (@japan_nobunaga) November 5, 2026
The one thing dogs do better than any being on earth 🐶 pic.twitter.com/DHBDU7vd0V
— Ben Wehrman (@benwehrman) November 5, 2026
The ruminant family, and the one job each of them does that nothing else on earth can.
The cow turns a wet hillside into beef and milk, and leaves the soil better than she found it.
The sheep grows a fireproof, waterproof, compostable coat every year, out of grass and rain, and… pic.twitter.com/9bDSYBRf7Q
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) November 5, 2026
Morning! 😂🔥 Cats!?!? 😺 pic.twitter.com/lMVWk4AkDs
— Fyre 🔥 (@ValhallaX_) November 5, 2026
My cousin Haruka hasn't been afraid of anything since she was seventeen.
She says it's because a roofer from Oklahoma once lay on top of her while the sky fell.
Fifteen years ago, Haruka spent a year as an exchange student in a small town in Oklahoma. She was shy. She had never…
— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 4, 2026
This is incredible! 🐈🐈 I guess you could call it “catfishing”. pic.twitter.com/t0tDKWMmqD
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) November 5, 2026
I interrupt your doomscrolling with this important announcement from my grandson:
Everything will be fine. pic.twitter.com/s4sgAfeDsx— Lu for Alaska (@luinalaska) November 4, 2026
Ask any Japanese person over 70 about school lunch milk.
They will make a face.
It was powdered skim milk, mixed with warm water. Every grandparent in Japan will tell you it tasted terrible.
But in 1946, Japanese children were starving. Many schools had nothing to give them.…
— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) October 29, 2026
Tonight's sunset over East Grand Traverse Bay, near Traverse City, Michigan pic.twitter.com/nuI0I55N9b
— CJ Howard (@kazoo8888) October 10, 2026
All for one pic.twitter.com/KU1Bk3B5SE
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 27, 2026
Art Deco actually made a power company building look exactly like a power company.
The Niagara Mohawk Building in Syracuse was completed in 1932 as the headquarters of Niagara Hudson Power Corporation.
At night, concealed lights within the façade, illuminated glass panels,… pic.twitter.com/XnHWgKmzpI
— Dume (@gietzschean) September 25, 2026
— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) September 25, 2026
Don't forget:
Beautiful sunsets need cloudy skies.Paulo Coelho pic.twitter.com/KFdU06BxLu
— Ramblings (@ramblingsloa) September 24, 2026
Have a great day!
