" You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."

C.S. Lewis pic.twitter.com/cVqOUr8Vzz

— Francisco Ribeiro (@fraveris) November 3, 2026

When your vegetarian friends invite you for dinner.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/U9iwsD0QfP

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 3, 2026

Saw a guy stranded because his new EV ran out of charge. I offered him a ride to the charging station so he could get a bucket of electricity but he just flipped me off. Some people are so ungrateful.

— Hillbilly (@JamesHu27192912) November 3, 2026

You don't scare me, you're going to be my best friend whether you like it or not 😂 The kitten has made its decision and the German shepherd gets no say.pic.twitter.com/lmzVNyfzNe

— Epic Vault (@TheEpicVault) November 3, 2026

To Boldly Gogh where no van has Goghed before… pic.twitter.com/EK87zvTa1L

— ustonymc (@ustonymc) November 3, 2026

When your time hasn't come yet pic.twitter.com/yZyvVdAvKQ

— Interesting Channel (@ChannelInteres) November 3, 2026

She asked him “how many centimeters dilated does a woman need to be to give birth?”

His answer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The other ladies response. 🤣🤣🤣

If you know any guys around his ask them to see if they know. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/g8E4qtrmku

— 🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 (@Texas_jeep__guy) November 3, 2026

Thought I would die laughing. The lyrics nearly finished me. Love the voice! @TomFulop @sassybella53 especially for @BNose42 and @scardenas63 @amitpai @GalushaDarlene @kathrynhadley3 https://t.co/8QKybIc6Vt

— Ice Crystal (@SoulReaper2222) November 2, 2026

Stood behind Mick Jagger in a Shoreditch bakery in 2014. They’d run out of the apple strudel he frequently ordered. I then took one of the biggest risks of my life.

“You can’t always get what you want,” I said. He turned to face me. My heart exploded. “But if you try…

— Tulip 💐 (@cutelipssx) November 2, 2026

My coworker's son, Riku, didn't leave his bedroom for three years.

In Japan, there's a word for it. Hikikomori. The government estimates there are about 1.5 million of them. People who close a door one day and don't open it again.

Riku failed his university entrance exams…

— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 2, 2026

I've never entered a contest or anything but Florida State Parks just started their end of year photo contest and Birds is one of the categories. I think I am going to enter (It's free lol) but need to figure out what to go with. If you can then please lmk which of these (or a… pic.twitter.com/vytgJR5D65

— Jacob Pitts (@jacobpitts628) November 2, 2026

I always wondered why back then the warriors stuck with horses and not some other big animal that could just flip on you mid fight. horses don’t really do that. they stay with you, they read the situation, they don’t panic and dump you for no reason.

watching them move around… pic.twitter.com/yZcsge1nfS

— GABRIEL 🪽 (@thegabriel72) November 2, 2026

Not usually a fan of cutesy modernized stagings but sometimes you find one that just keeps getting better 😂 pic.twitter.com/OQQfVJiLD0

— Spencer A. Klavan (@SpencerKlavan) November 3, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Legendary painter Jon McNaughton just released his latest painting of President Trump, titled, "The Secret Service."

Beautiful work, @McNaughtonPaint! pic.twitter.com/PJU79D4iSp

— Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. – Ultra Verbum Vincet (@Tironianae) October 31, 2026

Donald Trump just dropped one of the best videos he’s EVER posted. Giving me CHILLS listening

“Remember nothing worth doing is ever easy”

NEVER GIVE UP 💯 pic.twitter.com/9T2ZHf9kFP

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) October 14, 2026

5 things you must never stare at for too long:

1. Someone else's happiness.
2. Your past failures.
3. A bond that has already ended.
4. The memory of being disliked.
5. Worries that have not arrived yet.

Look away, and protect your peace.

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) November 4, 2026