Today we salute the dogs sitting on windowsills across the nation, tirelessly protecting us from pedestrians, delivery drivers, passing dogs, suspicious leaves and absolutely NOTHING. 🫡🐶

Show us your Head of Security 👇😂 pic.twitter.com/x4TNSR8ryt

— Dog Desk Animal Action (@DogDeskAction) September 23, 2026

Yep!! 💯 pic.twitter.com/OebGIOchxI

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) September 23, 2026

things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:

-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good…

— kaahaani (@misskaahaani) September 23, 2026

Friends forever… pic.twitter.com/6K5nsfVbLH

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) September 21, 2026

Nature always finds a way… to show that liberals are retards. pic.twitter.com/Cujp4wVAyw

— Stacy is Right (@PoliticalStacy) September 20, 2026

🤣 pic.twitter.com/3d4jfCwoZK

— karen still says (@andrews58753) November 2, 2026

2:14 a.m. Bangor, Maine.

Last winter, my coworker was flying from Frankfurt to Chicago when a passenger got sick. The plane landed in Bangor in the middle of the night.

Everyone was angry. Tired. Stuck.

Then he noticed the old people.

About twenty of them, lined up near the…

— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) November 1, 2026

On a two-lane highway in Tennessee, the pickup truck in front of me suddenly pulled off onto the grass shoulder and came to a complete stop.

Then the eighteen-wheeler behind me pulled over too.

I pulled onto the grass and looked through my windshield, expecting a wreck or a…

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) October 30, 2026

Fluffy Blueberry Biscuits

Makes 8–9 biscuits · Prep 20 min · Chill 15 min · Bake 18–22 min

Ingredients
Biscuits
2 cups (250 g) all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
1 tbsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp fine salt
3 tbsp (37 g) granulated sugar
8 tbsp (113 g) cold… pic.twitter.com/OewOmmwQlP

— Flavorful Kitchen Adventures (@ann_ann886) October 23, 2026

A police dog named Ice was given a mugshot after allegedly eating an officer’s lunch while he was away.

The department jokingly said he had refused to cooperate with the investigation. 🐶 pic.twitter.com/JvvIAoBB19

— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) September 26, 2026

Curved reading alcove. The dark wood gives an extra cozy feeling. pic.twitter.com/Nstz6aRvSs

— Hamilton 🇺🇸 (@Watchman_motto) September 25, 2026

"The Wind"

Painting created in 1988

By Pang Maokun pic.twitter.com/Zf6raVeeJZ

— Francisco Ribeiro (@fraveris) September 25, 2026

If we're going to launch drones from the Arch in DC let's just go all in and make it a battle mech!
🔊 pic.twitter.com/AZzXSTpmmz

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) September 20, 2026

🖤🦇 Black Bat Orchid — a flower that looks like it belongs in a mysterious fantasy world.
Its dark petals and unusual bat-like shape make it one of nature’s most fascinating blooms.
Rare, dramatic, and beautifully strange, this orchid is truly a masterpiece of the natural world.… pic.twitter.com/dIkqZebfwk

— Amazing Nature (@AmazingNature00) September 18, 2026