Happy Halloween from Elon and Optimus 🎃 pic.twitter.com/dslRCOH6BK
— Optimus (@Optimus_RH) October 31, 2026
🔥 LMAO! VP JD Vance just dropped this GEM Halloween costume
“Vice President Dumbledore here with little Dobby the Elf wishing you a happy Halloween.” ❤️ 🤣
Best Vice President ever.
Last year he was fat JD, this year his kids are into Harry Potter. He’s a good dad!…
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 31, 2026
What an interesting read………..
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question asked: “How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknown?”
All three contestants missed it.
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
1. How many steps does the guard take… pic.twitter.com/wBmDXgxV35— diane mckenzie (@dianemc34717099) October 31, 2026
If witches were dressed by high-fashion stylists…
Happy Halloween and a spooky season to all! 🧙🎃 pic.twitter.com/fu3jrQHskg
— Mambo Italiano (@mamboitaliano__) October 31, 2026
My son is really too cute not to post.
My baby’s first Halloween 😍😍🦂♏️ pic.twitter.com/ZM46ZfLw6u— Miss Make It Happen (@jarahhhh) October 31, 2026
He speaks to his grandson in Slovenian and stands beside him at the biggest moments of his life ❤️ Viktor Knavs was born in 1944 in Slovenia, then part of Yugoslavia.
He worked as a car dealer and chauffeur, while his wife, Amalija, was a pattern maker at a textile factory, and… pic.twitter.com/bncKKg0Hk3
— Trump Girl (@TrumpGirlLove) November 1, 2026
This gives a new meaning to dressing up for Halloween. Enjoy your witching hour. 😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/Klc7dKkgxl
— Deanna (@ARamblingRoyal) October 31, 2026
Don't forget.
I hate #StandardTime pic.twitter.com/B1Nl7KMDvB
— MJdowntheshore (@MJdowntheshore) October 31, 2026
🍲🥣😂 pic.twitter.com/gSEfqDG5zh
— 🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 (@LouieKerr8) October 31, 2026
Cute 🐞🖤 pic.twitter.com/sTKnf34N3L
— Kentah Gwanjez (@GWANJEZ) October 30, 2026
The USAF Drill Team is off the charts amazing!
I have a thought: How about instead of thugs, half dressed gender-bending weirdos or commies, we actually do this for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?! pic.twitter.com/F3Hx3UTd3v
— Lj Priest (Trader Jill) (@RealTraderJill) October 30, 2026
My coworker was in Florida on business when a hurricane hit.
He came back to Tokyo and gave our team a presentation nobody asked for. Twelve slides. Here are some of them.
SLIDE 2
"Two million people lost power. Nobody yelled at the power company. They yelled at the hurricane."…— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) October 30, 2026
Mozart called it “a little piano sonata for beginners,” yet it became one of his most beloved works. Composed in 1788, Piano Sonata No. 16 in C major reminds us that true genius can make simplicity sound extraordinary. Enjoy this performance by Daniel Barenboim. 🎹 pic.twitter.com/uglQiu1EGi
— 🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 (@Ducnghia16) October 31, 2026
My 8 month old granddaughter's first Trick or Treat she went as a Cabbage Patch Kid last night. She nailed it. pic.twitter.com/83luz8zW1H
— Tim May (@TIM_MAYsports) October 30, 2026
My grandfather's care home in Saitama sends families a monthly report. It is usually two lines. "Your grandfather is well. He ate his vegetables."
This month, they got a new volunteer. A retired nurse from Louisiana named Miss Bea. She's 74. She moved here to be near her son.…
— Samurai Shiba (@SamuraiShibaJP) October 30, 2026
Tanbark Ridge Tunnel – Blue Ridge Parkway mile marker 374.4- Weaverville North Carolina. Photo taken yesterday October 30th. pic.twitter.com/wKVuyplxCO
— KennesawTom (@KennesawTom) October 31, 2026
Have a great day!
Which was my favorite. The care home with the Louisiana Lady? Setting the stones back an hour? Baron’s grandparents and parents?
Always a pleasant romp.
Some days I read it first.
Other days I save it until later, as a treat.