I'm going to try this next time I get in trouble 😁 pic.twitter.com/cid6xLpYE9

— Brian4new (@GustBrian) September 27, 2026

I about died laughing. Good one!.

A True Story …. Carnation Milk

When opening a can of carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just smile and think of this:
A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to… pic.twitter.com/t5P1szo9Wm

— FeelGoodThoughts (@feelgoodtale) September 27, 2026

We’re on a road trip, and my 12 year old son brought his Bible.

I asked him if he read it everyday. He looked at me funny, like I’d asked if water was wet, and said “yes!”

He then proceeded to tell me he reads a chapter in the Old Testament and New Testament everyday. He’s…

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) September 27, 2026

A crow named Gregory has been extorting my dad for roasted peanuts since last November. It started when my dad dropped a handful of nuts on the deck, and Gregory, who has a slightly crooked beak, immediately claimed them. Now, it’s a daily routine. If my dad doesn’t put the…

— 6ɪx✦ (@6ixxtar) September 27, 2026

Honolulu blue on blue at the lake this afternoon, northern Michigan pic.twitter.com/4llDsmq5Vb

— CJ Howard (@kazoo8888) September 27, 2026

This is not a photograph.

It’s called Oak Grove, and it was painted in 1887 by Ivan Shishkin. Every furrow of bark, every leaf, every blade of grass in the shade of these old oaks was put there by hand.

Shishkin painted trees so faithfully that his canvases are less like… pic.twitter.com/zQJEXlTZzZ

— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) September 27, 2026

Lotus seed pods appear to make different facial expressions

The round seed holes can line up like eyes and mouths, making the pods look like they’re smiling, frowning or reacting pic.twitter.com/rzFpbLd3eu

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 27, 2026

There's a duck slide every year at the South Carolina state fair, and the ducks love it

[📹 missblanton] pic.twitter.com/wDVADDrFMg

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 27, 2026

This is so cool! Dolphins put on an amazing show today for a crowd along Lido Beach. Florida nature at its finest! Credit: Sheila T 🐬🐬 pic.twitter.com/gbfVhHqOqY

— Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWX) September 27, 2026

September is my favorite time of year. You can finally turn the AC off and turn the heat on at 7am and turn that off at 10am so you can open your windows at noon and close those at 2pm so you can turn the AC back on until 9pm.

— Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) September 27, 2026

I am a private person.
I carry my shame in quiet rooms.

Yet at Trader Joe’s, a boy in a floral hibiscus shirt looked down at my conveyor belt and exposed my raw, bleeding interior to the public square.

"Bro," he said, holding up a package of frozen pork soup dumplings as though… pic.twitter.com/xWqnhcaqXT

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) September 27, 2026

True story pic.twitter.com/3fgFBNdhdM

— Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ (@WaltzingMtilda) September 27, 2026