The Guacamole emergency …

Closing the southern border, we’re told, will result in an avocado shortage within three weeks.

It’s unfortunate that it has come to this, the only way to ensure our supply of the essential guacamole.

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31 Responses to The Guacamole emergency …

  1. bjf1005's avatar bjosz says:

    I started a guacamole plant just like that years ago! What fun to watch it grow. I planted it outside after it started growing. Had to leave it behind when we moved. (:

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  2. auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:

    Hm. We can’t close the border because we would run out of guacamole? That is pretty much what I heard on the MSM. πŸ™„

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    • czarina33's avatar czarina33 says:

      Yeah, that’s right. All bars which serve dip, and all Mexican restaurants, will have to close down. Oh, the humanity! Can’t count on Florida avacados since they don’t come ripe till August and September.

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  3. michellc's avatar michellc says:

    I was going to make guacamole the other night. Went to three different stores and couldn’t find any avocados that weren’t so overripe they were bordering on rotten. Ended up for the first time ever buying packaged guacamole. I was actually surprised that it was pretty good, I think it was wholly guacamole.

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  4. jeans2nd's avatar jeans2nd says:

    Once again the party pooper. Never cared for guacamole, nor avocados, nor Mexican food for that matter, so could not care less. You all may have my share of avocados.
    But will grow them, for sure. D’ya think there will be a profitable black market for avocados?

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    • Tafur's avatar Tafur says:

      Same with me. I said below that I will stop eating them. On another site, where people know me, a couple people did get a smile out of that one.

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  5. czarowniczy's avatar czarowniczy says:

    So closing the border Hass some drawbacks, that’s the pits. What’rec we going to do when avocado supplies hit guac bottom?

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    • auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:

      How many avocados do illegals eat? Closing the border might actually protect our avocado supply. :\

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      • czarowniczy's avatar czarowniczy says:

        Of course there’s the unanswered question of how much of an interest the cartels have in the avocado trade. Remember back to the Mexican ‘lime’ shortage and margarita drinkers were wailing and rending clothes? About as soon as the limes hit ~60 cents each retail the drought ended and the national news broached the subject of how the cartels had branched out into the lime industry some years back and the shortage was looking to be manufactured.
        I was at Walmart today and the produce section, in rural Mississippi, was awash with avocados, cases and cases of them flooding the shelves. I’m wondering if the Mex growers have a flood of avocados, having over planted in anticipation of a booming market, and this is a manufactured scare designed to move more avocados here to move the glut there?

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    • Stella's avatar stella says:

      Triple header!

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  6. Tafur's avatar Tafur says:

    I will do my part and stop eating avocados or their derivatives.

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