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General Discussion, Tuesday, March 29, 2016
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Dare I say…1st?
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“Loction, location, location”, czar.
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(Now if I could only spell…)
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Timing, timing, timing…
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“Stop! We’re both right!”
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Isn’t that what Cruz told Rubio?
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Among other things, no doubt.
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Morning Mary, Czar!
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That was more like ‘late at night’, in celebration I slept in
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A beautiful morning to you, too, Col!
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Happy Tuesday to all!
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Speaking of location—lovely photo, stella!
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Thank you! I went looking specifically for photos of dogwoods in bloom, and found some lovely ones.
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The bend in the branch on the lower left hand side of the trunk MAKES that picture. (Cover it up and see the difference.)
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Morning Stella!
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Good Morning Stella . I love the picture. 🙂
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Good Morning czarowniczy. 🙂
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So far it is but I slept in and there’s still plenty of daylight left for everything to go south. Hint: dentist appointment today.
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Something to get your teeth into, czar.
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Yep you could leave out of there with a few less teeth lol.😄
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Russia and Turkey were getting along quite well, it was looking like Russia would woonTurkey away from NATO while Turkey would vie with Iran for top spot on Russia’s dance card. Then Turkey starts shooting at Russian planes that were bombing Turk buds in Syria while Russia threatens Turkey and Hezbollah to bear on Turkish surrogates.
Now it appears that Syrian insurgents armed and supported by the CIA are fighting with Syrian insurgents armed and supported by the DoD. I’ve seen family reunions less complicated than Syria.
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I don’t even pretend to understand Syria.
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Why? Kerry and the POtuS pretend to…
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But I’m not a major player in international politics [with the emphasis on “play”].
I’m just a person who finds it impossible to make comments about things I know little about. Which, of course, will eternally disqualify me from seeking public office.
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Pfffft, minor technicality. They can pretend to understand while mindlessly killing thousands, sleeping like babies in the process; you can’t. Minor Technicality.
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“…and brings Hezbollah to bear on Turkish surrogates.” Editing, editing, editing…
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Czar, you’re on the glide path. My box of Helfire missiles says, the re-establishment of the Ottoman Empire.
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I wanna see how well Turkey and Iran play in the sandbox. With Iran sharing the Caspian with Russia and Turkey sharing the Black Sea it’s going to be interesting watching Russia protect its vital interests on its southern water borders if those two go sideways with each other, Russia maybhave given birth to a major problem here.
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Now here’s a good example [using “good” in a comparative, not a qualitative, way] of how pervasive the lies of Satan have become. As if we needed more proof:
Easter is a reminder that climate change may be our most deadly sin
(Note: the article is FAR worse than the title suggests)
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/easter-is-a-reminder-that-climate-change-may-be-our-deadliest-sin-20160322-gnp3tk.html
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I think Elizabeth has too much time on her hands, and has wasted her power of prose on a useless subject.
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That’s the least of her problems, Col.
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Well, well, well…Fred strikes again:
It Cometh from the Pit: And Hath a Knout
http://fredoneverything.org/it-cometh-from-the-pitand-hath-a-knout/
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BTW, denouncing myself: I posted this ^^^ without thinking, on the CTH O/T, stella.
“Clean up on Aisle 4…”
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That’s good. 😀
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Good Morning Mary. 🙂
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Good morning to you, Sha!
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We are too high up for spring — still rainy and some some snow. I think we’ll have trees blooming by the end of April.
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A little something to brighten your day.
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IEA, I’ll just start, just keep a warm plate for ZM!
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OMG! Somebody finally “gets” what breakfast is all about? Thank you THANK YOU.
Standing ovation!
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Good Morning ZM . 🙂
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😯 Oh my goodness !
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Good Morning ImpeachEmAll . 🙂
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Yes!!!! Bacon! That’s what I’m talking about! Yummmmm
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Coffee to compliment the bacon, if you can snatch a piece from ZM.
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Thank you Menagerie, need a warm up! Tad chilly here, Sun is not above the horizon.
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Good Morning Col. Ken . 🙂
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Sha, good evening to you!
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Thank You ! Good Morning Everyone.

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Good Morning Menagerie . 🙂
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Thanks! Morning to you!
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Mornin’ kids!
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LOL
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Good Morning auscitizenmom. 🙂
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Mornin’ Sha. 🙂
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Good morning WeeWeed 😀
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Mornin’ Lovely!
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Morning WeeWeed !
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Mornin’ Sha!
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Mornin’ Wee!
I’m a little late this morning, I’ve been caught up in reading comments on FB and laughing at the Carly/Cruz interview comments.
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Mornin’ Michelle!
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If I were a reporter and I asked Ted a question, told Carly she couldn’t answer and she said she was anyhow, why wouldn’t I just take the microphone away? Why don’t they all?
If reporters want to control interviews and stop the bullcrap, why not just take back the microphone and tell them they can talk when they will give an answer, not interruptions or bluster. Politicians would look stupider than they already do, and they wouldn’t get free air time.
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Good question.
One thing I’ve learned about Ted Cruz is he never answers the question. A few more examples just off the top of my head is when he was asked by a voter how he didn’t know he was a Canadian citizen. He went into the whole, my mother was an American citizen, blah, blah. The guy interrupted him and said he wasn’t asking if he was natural born, he was asking how he didn’t know he was a Canadian citizen, he then got all testy and said he was trying to answer if he’d quit interrupting him and then blew him off and said he wasn’t going to keep this up or something like that.
The other was when he was asked if he’d deport illegals even if it meant splitting up families, he blathered on and on and never answered the question.
I know they all do it, but he always plays the victim card of I’m trying to answer but you won’t let me.
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Then the reporter would say, “why are you pandering “.
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Don’t you and Puddy take exception to that? Cats wouldn’t have him either.
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No they wouldn’t – cats like they boxes clean! 😀
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Yes’m…..I’m deeply offended. They don’t make pooper scoopers big enough for the likes of his kind.
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😀 😀 😀
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Mornin’ stella! (Smiter of those that ought to be smote) 😎 🍸 (Long Island Iced Tea)
(Jack Daniels)


( and Czarina 🙂 🍸 )

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Mornin’ whiners and complainers! ⭐ 😛 (No drink for you!)
Mornin’ to people posting that I missed. 😳
Mornin’ to all you lurkers! 😕
Also just in case someday; mornin’ to Elvis Chupacabra and F.D.R. in Hell!
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Good morning Nyet 🙂
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Good morning lovely. 🙂
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Good night Sha 🙂
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Morning Nyet !
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Mornin’ Nyet, 🙂 Mornin’, everyone. 🙂
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Mornin’!
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New smilies, nyet? I’d kinda gotten used to the “old” morning face.
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Wasn’t me. WordPress must have updated.
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Well…..we would all expect someone called “nyet” to say no. 😀
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Good to have a safety nyet
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Mary….oooo….you’re so sharp! You’re absolutely right re the new smilies. Now that I’ve had my third cup of coffee I’m seeing it too. Found a pic in my Photobucket collection that proves your point….

As usual, I’m liking the old smilies better too.
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FDR noticed it, too, next door. Speculated that SD must have washed the old smilies, b/c they shrunk.
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Good morning nyet.

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Hiya!
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Smilies on parade!
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Okay I just saw on CL the rent-a-chicken woman. This lady is going to make a killing if she can find enough stupid people.
I think I’ll start doing it and calling it the homestead experience.lol
I might rent goats and cows and pigs. 🙂
Her price is $499 for 3 months. Here is what they get:
Chicken tractor(btw you can build one for about 50 bucks or buy a good one for around $400, cheap ones for around $100.)
Bag of feed(averages $15)
1 Bag of Pine shavings(averages $5)
Water bottle and feed dish(not sure what she’s offering, regular chicken waterer averages about $8 and feeder about $10)
2 hens
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My daughter is a party pooper, she asked what if the hens don’t lay everyday, what if one of them dies, are they going to sue you for a bad chicken experience?
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Make it part of the marketing. Make the documents more personal, i.e. adoption papers (big fee), make personal profiles for each chicken possibly with vacation photos (Mt. Rushmore, Grand Canyon, etc.)
Then it won’t matter if the bird croaks, they’ll gladly shell out the money to try again and again.
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I read someone ask her on FB what if the chicken dies, she said she would replace it for $20.
I’ve dealt with some really, really stupid people, but I don’t think I’ve met one quite as stupid as they would have to be to fall for this. I’m wondering if someone at the tv station is a relative because according to her FB she’s just now starting.
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Does she have a rent-to-own program?
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I saw someone ask her that on FB and she told them they could work something out to just message her. lol
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Michelle you can market them as “Pre-Happy Meals.”
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I would tell them at the end of 3 months I’ll come to collect my chicken tractor and bring my propane stove and big pot of water and I’ll show you how to prepare your rental hens for the dinner table.
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ROFLMAO!!! Chicken profiles…… 😀 😀 😀
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Adoption papers for Happy Chickens? That is genius Nyet!
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Who they gonna get to wash the eggs? Perhaps an enterprising relative can start a chicken yard service business.
Call me dense, but I just ain’t understanding why you don’t go get you some chickens, slap ’em in a makeshift pen, see if you are right for each other, and eat if it you don’t wanna keep it. But then I am not an enterprising chicken entrepreneur either.
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I’m not getting it either. For 2 darn chickens, slap you a quick A-frame house together and build a run off of it.
We have these cages we build to put feathered out chicks in that consist of a 2 X 4 frame and chicken wire. It costs about $25 to make and then we use a dog house for shelter.
I see a lot of people do it similar for a few chickens and just cover one end with a tarp.
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She has a website, good sales pitch, but it doesn’t cost $2000 to get chickens to laying age. It also doesn’t cost $100 to feed a chick to laying age. If you only had 2 chicks a 50lb bag of chick starter would last you for about 6 months, probably longer. We have hundreds of chicks at a time and a bag of chick starter lasts us almost 2 weeks and we’re hatching every week.
$100 for feed dishes, medication, and treats is also ridiculous. The only medication chicks need is to prevent coccidia you can either buy feed that already has that medication in it, usually the same price sometimes less than the cost of non-medicated feed, or you can buy powdered medication to put in the water. It’s 6 bucks for a bag of it and it makes several gallons. I don’t buy chicken treats.
I hope she finds a lot of stupid people and makes a lot of money, but it’s going to take a lot of stupid people.
http://www.oklahomarentachicken.com/home.html
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Well, she’s gonna get rich then because we have an excess of stupid people and they are the ones who breed.
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Keeping chickens is trendy among the smart set. Trendy towns (I live in one) are passing ordinances to allow people to have a couple or three chickens in their backyards. Goats would be more practical, but I doubt that will happen.
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Do you remember the story about the city slicker who wanted a pet goat and bought it and in a few days called and wanted to bring it back?
I bet it cost him a bunch to get the goat pee smell out of his SUV and house. lol
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People don’t think. I ran into a lady in the parking lot at the vet, and she was very upset that her dog crapped all over her upholstery. I suggested to her that she might want to get a crate.
Mine rides in a crate, especially if we’re on a longer car trip.
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Oh he showed up with a crate to put it in, one of those pop up kind that doesn’t hold pee and a goat can chew out of. lol
I usually have other issues with people at the vet. Every year when we take the livestock dogs in for rabies vaccines, someone has to comment on them being in a cage in the back of the truck.
I guess they’ve never had to get dogs who live with livestock and weigh over 150lbs into a vehicle.
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I think you should do theme rentals. Little chicken brides and grooms. Leather harness for 50 shades of chicken gray. Chickens in togas for the Turkish bath house.
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LOL
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I could probably make a killing until I got sued because I didn’t advertise gay rooster weddings.
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It’s called same sex weddings. Frankly, I stopped thinking about this when I realized I spent more than a minute trying to figure out how chicken chaps would go on for a cowboy theme.
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An old farmer decided that it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years so the farmer figured that getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt anything. So, he gets a young rooster and lets it loose in the barn yard.
The old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. “So, they’re trying to replace me,” thinks the old rooster, “I’ve got to do something about this!” He walks up to the new bird and says, “So, you’re the new guy in town. I bet you really think you’re hot stuff, don’t you? I’m not exactly ready for the chopping block yet. I bet I’m still the better bird and to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We’ll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first, gets to have all the hens for himself.”
Well, the cocky young rooster was a proud sort and he definitely thought that he was more than a match for the old guy, so he said, “okay, you’re on. And since I know that I’m so great, I’ll even give you a head start of half a lap. I’ll still win easily.”
So, the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race and all the hens gather around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on.
After the first lap, the old roster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy’s lead has slipped a little but he’s still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster’s lead continued to slip each time around and by the fifth lap he just barely led the young rooster.
By then, the farmer has heard all the commotion. He ran into the house, got his shotgun, and ran out to the barn yard, figuring a fox or something was after his chickens. When he got there, he saw the two roosters running around the hen house with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately took his shotgun, aimed, fired, and blew the young rooster away. He walked away slowly saying to himself….”Damn! That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”
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LOL (Yes, this is a thread to remember.)
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As for chaps, just marry cochin chickens they come with their own chaps. 🙂

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This one comes with it’s own rider…
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I don’t think I’ve ever told y’all the story about takin’ the cats to the vet (this was before carriers of any sort) and there’s a woman sittin’ there with a badger. Full grown. Loose.
Jus’ sayin’ – ya never know who’s at the vet…….
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You never know what you might see at the vet.
I always laugh at the rats and the cats trying to get to the rat.
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I suggested to her that she might want to get a crate.
But, what will the children ride in then?
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Tie them to the bumper. Duh.
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That might work for one of them old Lincoln continentals, but on a prius?
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Front bumper.
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Sounds like unionized chickens, those benefits will kill ya.
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Maybe a dumb question….but what constitutes a chicken “treat”? 😉
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I’m thinking a Tic-Tac wrapped in hamburger…..
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LOLOL…and thems chickens would have the freshest breath too. 😀
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Something else I started seeing in the farm stores a few years ago with the start of urban/homestead chickens. They’re dried mealworms sold in a bag.
Heck, I don’t know why they can’t just go to the bait shop and buy a dozen nightcrawlers if they want to feed them worms, it’s a lot cheaper.
http://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/happy-hen-treats-mealworm-frenzy-30-oz
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Or dig them yourself.
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I don’t think the kind of folks who feed mealworms would know how to dig up worms. lol
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….. and how many treats do you go through before they start fetching the stick back?
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Someone buying me lunch at KFC
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Maybe I should go into the ‘not rent a fox’ business. I find out whose rented a chicken and offer, for a fee, not to rent them/a neighbor a fox.
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LOL
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It’s good old American capitalism
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Yes, as practiced by the Mafia. 🙄
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These are Italian chickens….and you’re right, they do look a little shady.

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Italians. Always with the designer outfits. 😀 Izzat Dolce and Gabbana’s cockerel line for spring?
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😀
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Frizzled chickens crack me up.
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I hava no commenta…
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[see the last panel, czar]
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(Sorry it’s so small…break out the magnifying glass.)
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[maybe this will be better]
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Should sell…Obama did.
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Why is a chicken coop called a chicken tractor? This city girl is not getting it. 😉
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I had to google that one too, only to see that the damnthings are all around my neighborhood.
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They started calling these little fancy coops that can be moved a chicken tractor a few years ago.
They’re kind of stupid if you ask me, they hold very few chickens, but they’re “cute” for backyards. 🙂
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Thanks for the info. 😉
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I think the idea is to spread the “fertilizer”.
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They have lots of crazy things for chickens, strollers, diapers, fancy little waters and feeders for them to crap on.
Even dresses now for them to wear.
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😀 😀 😀 In my next life I want to be a chicken!
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You probably don’t want that you might end up with someone like me who forces you to live outside and makes you find your own treats. Then when your egg production drops you go into the freezer. lol
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Better stick with the 9 lives Puddy.
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I’ma be a badger.
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Well, I won’t tell you what would happen to a badger that showed up around here. 🙂
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Oh, GF – that booger had claws 4″ long and he was growling, drooling, (needed a cat dinner, I guess) bit her and took after us. Good damthing we were in our 20’s still and could outrun him. That day at the vet sucked.
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Now see I thought it was sitting there all calm.
Did you save the cats or use them to get away? lol
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We were each holding one – loose – no carrier, nor did El Badger have one. We lived, cats lived, badger’s owner got bit bad and vet threw all of us out.
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WTH did they let badger woman in?
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Got me – it was like early 80’s, maybe the vet thought he could handle it. Maybe he coulda, but the waiting room couldn’t.
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Our vet years ago allowed people to bring anything in. There was a guy who raised lions and he was always bringing them in. I never minded the cubs, but the older ones I was always afraid were going to eat me.
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We always called that animal “Badger Person,” when we’d tell peeps about him. Later on when “The Gods Must Be Crazy” came out we’d laugh when the “Badger Person” was after the pilot or whoever he was. Huge animals, when you’re used to house cats or small dogs….. meaner’n Shiite.
He broke that woman’s wrist when he bit through it. Dr. Vet told us later that he’d warned her and warned her (about wild animals) and that he’d told her repeatedly that rabies vaccines are useless on them so there ya go – a liberal drags in a Badger Person to eat everyone in the waiting room at the vet.
Kinda like a republican party convention, I’m thinkin’.
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I’ve known a bunch of people over the years who thought skunks were great pets. They always say the same thing, “they’re great pets and don’t smell if you have the scent glands removed.”
Almost all of them and their kids have had to take rabies shots after the great pet bites them.
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The shots don’t work on them, either – NO wild animal. Badger Person was an awesome animal, but that owner did him no favors with her insistence that he was a “pet.” 😦
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Yep, skunks carry rabies, so I have no idea why anyone would want something that could give you rabies living in their house, especially around children.
I wouldn’t be wanting a badger for a pet either.
I get there are always exceptions and you might get the one that doesn’t bite or attack and is the perfect pet, but why risk it?
If you are going to risk it then it should only be you at risk, not your children and certainly not people going to the vets office.
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Puddy these urbanites are teaching this ol’ country girl lots of new things. Then they want me to teach them how to housebreak goats, pigs and chickens and just can’t understand why I’ve never attempted to housebreak any of them or why I make them live outside.
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I’ve never known a bird of any kind that can be housebroken. You could probably housebreak a pig; they’re pretty smart. I don’t know anything about goats.
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They say you can housebreak a pig to go into a litter box, people do it with pot belly and miniature pigs. It’s going to take a BIG litter box for a full size pig.
I’ve been told by people that they housebroke a goat, but I don’t know how, goats walk along dropping out pellets everywhere they go.
I guess that’s why they invented chicken diapers. I wonder though do they just lay the eggs in the diaper?
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I’m dyin’ laughing here….this is hard enough to do with a toddler!
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/392545/how-to-potty-train-your-chicken
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That’s hilarious!
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I’m just done with the first page of comments. This is hilarious.
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This comment is really funny.
LOL yeah that’s normal you can rest assured you aren’t in the same nut house as the house chicken group. I keep a little yipper dog for the DW but it tells you it wants to go outside. One of those house chicken friends of mine ask me the other day why I don’t visit as often to look over her chickens and talk birds, I flat out told her, your house smells like chicken Sh*t and I have a problem with that. She blew it off and will probably get some big ole Tom turkey’s next, I wonder if she ask’s her other friends why they don’t come over either because they are all saying how bad it is.
The thing is these people never think there is a problem…………. go figure.
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I’m going to die from laughter before I get through all the comments.
I bring my chickens inside if it is extremely hot, storming, etc. They have a better quality of life than most poultry or livestock, and I think they appreciate that. I have two big parrot cages and will let them stay inside every once in a while. They get way more attention this way, and get to associate with my other animals which makes the dogs protective over them and everyone well rounded.
I dont think a chicken is much different than a cat or guinea pig. In China, people eat cats and keep them as pets too. A chicken is a ton more fun than a dang guinea pig! I have one chicken that is truly my pet. He wears a diaper when inside and I let him roam around or snuggle with me while on the computer. When I first got him, he sat in my lap on the car ride home, snuggled in my neck and took naps, definitely was a pet from the beginning.
I may be off my rocker, but I also care for my animals more than I do myself sometimes. Sure chickens are not normal pets, but dogs and cats were wild once too!
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“I may be off my rocker….”
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Oh….how I miss my “edit” function. 😉
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I’ve often wished for one.
You’ve all wished I had one, and probably more than once.
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😀
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“Hey lady, when you train your chicken to say Meow or Woof, call me.”
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I saw one playing a toy piano one time and told a friend I could get a chicken to do that. She bet me I couldn’t, so I put grain on a toy piano. lol
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I can’t breath…
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First World Problems.
Many are thinking, after reading that, “…but what about gluten in their diets?”
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Maybe they need Apple products?
Maybe the chickens are happier, when transported in Volkswagens or Priuses?
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I prefer eggs produced by happy chickens.
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Me too.
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I’m still wondering how you tell a chicken is happy?
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i kid you not…..it says they actually “purr”.
https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-signs-that-a-chicken-might-be-happy
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If that’s the chicken making that noise it sounds like it’s sick, I’ve heard them make a noise like that when they had a cold, they usually die not long after if you don’t give them antibiotics. lol
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One of the comments said you can tell the chickens are happy if they run towards you when you approach the coop. I always thought they were looking for food.
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That’s exactly what they are doing. People are so dumb.
Also a rooster that is about to flog you will run towards you too and he’ll even make “cute” little moves right before he digs his spurs into your skin.
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By his big smile. 🙂
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I’ve never had a chicken smile, so I guess I’ve always had unhappy chickens. 🙂
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LOL
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I just came in from outside and I saw a chicken poop and didn’t see any tail wagging until after she pooped.
My DH asked me why I was staring at that hen, I told him I was seeing if she wagged her tail before she pooped.
He started to say something and instead shook his head and said he wasn’t even going to ask. 🙂
I told him not to worry I wasn’t bringing her in the house because she didn’t give any sign that she was about to poop.
I’ll let him think about if I’ve went nuts for awhile. lol
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😀 😀 😀 Just tell him your were just gathering empirical evidence for those of the city folk.
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I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve ever watched a chicken poop on purpose. lol
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LOL….and you’re doing this for free? 😀
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I wonder if people will pay to rent a chicken if they’d pay to come follow a chicken around all day? I could even buy some chicken strollers and let them push a chicken around.
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Call it Poultry Day Camp. Provide those snacks too!
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The whole thread has me in tears. I’m glad I didn’t sneak a look earlier. 🙂
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Set Michelle up a website, she’s gonna charge for chicken-pooper-watchers who need strollers…..
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LOL!!!!
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I’ve thought of making a mock website/store with fake product listings for years. I’ve just been too lazy. I’d set it up to break whenever the user wanted to create an account for an order, so there would never be any customer data. Now I need to add “Rent-a-Chick” to the idea list….
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Awesome! Set up to break – kinda like the obamacare website?
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Makes you wonder eh?
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Yeah, and if you run out of patience you can’t eat a toddler….John Wayne, y’all sit down back there…
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That’s John Wayne as in Gacy, not The Duke…..whaaaaat, too soon?
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Put one in your garden and you’ll see why it’s called a ‘chicken tractor’. Just don’t do it if there’s anything in at garden you want to eat.
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After combing through all the chicken comments, I’m finally getting a hendle on it.
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Chickens, Cats, Badger, Pigs………This is the Laugh I needed today………..
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Laughs are sometimes scarcer than hen’s teeth, aren’t they?
Speaking of teeth….how are you doing, czar?
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Thanks for the great line of posts, 🙂
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I’m happy you had a great time today. How early did you get there?
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The Trump rally? I posted some pictures in the WI Rally thread. I got there at about noon as they changed the time to starting at 4. My friend who was going to go with me had a last problem and had to bail so I made friends in line. As it turned out a couple of guys were also alone and all 3 of us met in the same spot in line. Anyhow we were wondering if we would even get in and by the time we got to the metal detectors I asked an officer and he said less than 10 minutes and the venue would be at capacity.
So we all thought that we would be on the outskirts but as we walked through he door a woman approached us and said go sit under the big flags tell them Julie (?) sent us so we worked our way through the crowd told the guy guarding the entrance and he was very gracious and took us right in :).
We were all like did this really just happen? So I now officially have two new buddies, one is going to send me a video of me shaking Mr. Trumps hand 😀
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That’s pretty cool. I regret that we didn’t get to see him.
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Good morning all! I sure do miss my chickens. I’m getting too feeble to look after more, so as they died out I didn’t replace them. I had a small flock (12) of Black Australorpes. They all had names and were so docile and sweet. Good eggs too!
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Mornin’ Jacqueline!
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Good morning Jacqueline. 😀
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Oh no. Patty Duke has passed away. She was only 69 years old.
http://www.khq.com/story/31590696/coeur-dalene-resident-and-oscar-winning-actress-patty-duke-dies-at-69
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I just now saw that. Young.
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I was sad to see that. 😦
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I had no idea she was living up in Coeur d’Alene. How very young she was….and may she RIP.
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I’m working at a client site and listening to long conversations about politics.
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Charge more if they are Democrats. I have this mountain nearby that I don’t like neighborhood, or the people much. In my business heydey I actually did charge them more if I could still get the job. They were a PITA mostly and it paid to have some built in cushion. Also, my business, my prices.
People seem unable to comprehend that being a jackass rarely, if ever, benefits in business transactions.
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Heh heh heh heh
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Camo earplugs….for discreet listening.

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LOL! So someone is selling recycled earplugs?!?! Yeesh….
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It’s a brave new world nyet. 😀
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Re-use, recycle, reduce that carbon footprint!
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Alex Jones has a reporter live in Wisconsin interviewing Trump protestors. What a bunch of morons. All they keep saying is that Trump is racist, but they can’t explain how he is racist.
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We saw him. the protestors were really psychos.
And this is why I was so pleased to be surrounded by Trump supporters.
This dame and her devil of Islam walked by chanting “Trump is hate” and some fellow shouts out, If you show me your ankle your husband can kill you and you think Trump is hate? Get real”!
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It’s still the AM in Alaska….so, here’s hoping I didn’t miss ya by much. Have a wonderful one! 😀
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Hey Tundra, as my little granddaughter says “It’s you happy day!” I sure hope it is anyhow. Birthday greetings from Georgia. Send me some cake. True, unfortunate situation. I love birthday cake almost as much as ZM loves bacon.
Fortunately for my health, I don’t actually eat much of it.
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Happy Birthday, Tundra! I hope the sun is shining on your special day.
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Wow, how great! Thank you Puddy, and Menagerie and Stella. DH and I are in Skagit Vally, Washington, visiting Tundra Dad. It’s spring here! Blue skies, bright sun and flowers blooming everywhere. Limited internet here, so will only be around sporadically until Sunday. Eye candy to see so much green.
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Have a fun time! It must be nice after all of that snow.
I remember what it was like to fly from Michigan to Florida.
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Florida is South Michigan.
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Sounds simply marvelous Tundra…envy you muchly. 😀
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Happy Birthday, The Tundra PA! The weather is supposed to be nice there now that I left.
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Happy, happy Tundra!! 😀
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Happy Birthday Tundra!
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Happy Birthday Tundra!
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Happy birthday Tundra. Hope you lived it large. 🙂
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Tundra – You share your birthday with one of the Texas greats, Earl Campbell. 🙂
http://www.hookem.com/2016/03/29/happy-birthday-earl-campbell/
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Donnie Shell, Steeler Safety back in the day, was asked by a reporter: “How do you prepare for Houstons ‘ Offense”? Shell replied: “Earl runs Left, Earl runs Right, Earl runs Center”.
Tex you’re right, one of the greats of the game!
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Happy birthday Tundra !!! 🙂
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Yeah! Happy Birthday Tundra!!
Many happy returns 😀
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Did a 320-mile round trip with the bossman today.
Rented a trailer from that famous trailer rental company, and took off at 6 A.M.
Missed a step or two in the hitching process, mainly the one which locks the hitch to the ball.
Got all the way through rush hour G.R., then 65 miles northeast, into farm country, to get the first of two load of reclaimed barn wood for the new joint.
About 2 miles from the barn, following GPS, we came over a rise on a country road, missed the turn, braked, and separated the trailer from the hitch, which proceed to give us both near-heart attacks by bucking back and forth on the chains. The E-brake activated because the chain pulled it. Got it hooked up, didn’t hook up the electric, made it to our destination.
I read the whole Company PDF and searched the entire internet. Apparently this has never happened before. There is absolutely no advice online on how to reset this particular E-brake, although I never looked at the brand name on e-brake assembly itself.
So, we’re smarter in the afternoon, and two large pry-bars and my foot on the pedal we snap it back into place. It was joyous.
You’re actually supposed to call them, I gather, so they can fine you for not reading the instructions first, and use whatever special tool or technique they (and only they) possess to reset the brake. Or at least watching a YouTube video or two. The only ones I could find on the topic were videos of catastrophic accidents.
We are lucky we made it through GR. We would have made the evening news.
Now I have to pressure wash and lightly sand all of it. Then we go back and get the second load.
At least I know everything about how to hook up these people’s trailers, now.
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Oh, and according to the rules, we’re not allowed to transport building materials.
We weren’t. We were transporting antiques.
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What rules? Whose rules? Do building materials in Michigan just get up and fly off to the jobsite?
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The rules of that company what rents trailers with which you can haul stuff.
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/circumspect Off
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Good thing you hauled antiques.
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Look, if this company is able to delete every online reference to this, as they say in the PDF manual, “unlikely occurrence”, from the entire internet, then, since I care about my boss’s bottom line, I’ll contin-u to be circumspect, y’haul.
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LOLOL!!!!! Them cheap bastages’ll get ya’s killed…..
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We went to rent a car hauler one time from U-Haul they asked us what we were going to haul and what we were pulling it with. My DH said, if you rent a car hauler don’t you think you’d be hauling a car?
Then they told us that their guidelines say a F250 diesel is not rated to pull a car and trailer. My DH told them their guidelines were full of s..t. So they said well if you had said you were hauling a motorcycle, golf cart or ATV we could rent it to you. So he told them he was hauling a motorcycle. They told him to come back tomorrow or go to another UHaul and tell them he was hauling a motorcycle and then he could rent it.
So he went to the other UHaul rental place and told them he was hauling a motorcycle and they wanted to know why he needed a car hauler to haul a motorcycle and he told them, “because the place down the street told me I had to say I was hauling a motorcycle.”
They rented him the trailer and nowhere on any of the paperwork did it specify what he was hauling or what he was pulling it with.
He took it to where my son was broke down, loaded the car up and pulled it home, griping the entire way that they said his truck couldn’t pull a dang car, telling me all he had pulled with his truck, like I didn’t already know.
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LOL
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“It was joyous….” 😀
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Five male minds and three with muscle, it took.
One female would have probably found the little switch on the bottom with one hand, and then reset the pedal with the other.
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Then again, if one of us five males were even slightly inebriated, one of us would have figured out that we could use the truck to pull that mechanism forward.
“Hold my beer.”
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Just drive forward real quick, hooked to that thing.
Just make sure they’re hooked real good.
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(We’d forget to chock the trailer wheels before doing this, of course, and then…)
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The POtuS had his little warm and fuzzy ‘see how much I care’ moment today as he flashed his doe-like eyes at the viewers and sniveled about the huge and ‘unexpected’ (quotes mine) number of opiate deaths. Y’all see that?
Let’s go back a month or so where an insightful and gracious poster put the ‘increased heroin-relared death’ prediction either here or the other place. If a lowly, yet insightful and gracious, poster could predict the wave then why didn’t the government do so, they surely saw the blinding light at the very close end of the tunnel?
Let’s also ask why the Afghan opium poppy crop will be allowed to be harvested and its product refined into heroin to be shipped right to the awaiting veins in the US. There’s a whole piece on how the US is responsible for the resurgence of opium production in Afghanistan but why does the US, in particular State, still stop the military from destroying the crops? One wonders why a POtuS who comes from a city that’s now mayored by his ex chief-of-staff, a city that was a Mexican cartel’s center of midwest distribution for years, is only now himself addressing the issue. The insigtful yet gracious poster wants to know.
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Have Obama and Erdogan done the Ribbon-Cutting yet at the USA’s Biggest Mosque yet in Maryland (named after Queen Mary, who was named after the mother of Christ, if that means anything at all to anyone here, *ahem*)?
It’s scheduled for this week.
Imagine, for a moment, if you will.
GWB and Jerry Fallwell get together and cut the ribbon for Our Nation’s largest Evangelical Protestant Born Again Church complex.
Imagine the outcry. Imagine the angst.
This week. The first two-minaret mosque (capitalize? Hell no.) in America.
Ribbon-cutting by our Preezy and Erdogan, whose nation our waning Nation just ordered all Americans out of.
Mary-Land.
So symbolic for Islam. And this isn’t a mosque. It make the Kennedy Compound look like Deer Forest in Coloma, MI.
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And you know full well that it will be a weapons depot.
France knows.
Belgium knows.
Norway knows.
Scotland knows.
England knows.
VDH, bolded by me.
As a general rule, whatever Europe is now doing, we should do the opposite — for our very survival in an increasingly scary world.
The Article, at which more can be gleaned.
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Boston should know.
After they used MA taxes to pay for 19 hijackers’ insanely monstrous place of worship.
Joel Henry Hindrichs?
Oklahoma taxpayers were on the hook for his funding.
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Let’s build more mosques!
We’ll be cool!
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‘Night Stellars.
You tolerate me. I’m often amazed by this fact.
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Amused. Bemused. Those apply too, when I contemplate this fact.
Not like you’re clowns, here to amuse me, or anything like that, of course…
:goes and gets Shinebox:
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I meant to say the Marathon Bombers, there, but the same applies for the 19.
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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Turkish-President-to-Visit-Maryland-Islamic-Center-373769191.html
This is what we call Bad News.
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It’s all about the Hijra. And the Jizya. And the Dawa. And the Taqiyya. And the Jihad.
Five words whose real definitions nobody should be ignorant of, who wishes to live free.
And yet most are.
Erdogan is the one sending Jihad to Europe.
And somehow he’s allowed in our country to open a mosque, with our Preezy.
The guy who said “mosques are our barracks, the domes are our helmets, the minarets our bayonets, and the faithful our soldiers.” together, like Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, in a love song, opening a freakin’ mOSQUE.
We have to stop it. And I think Trump might.
I’m lying. I don’t think anyone will stop what faces us. It’s a gleaming Casey Jones train. gleaming. Learnin’ about that train is entertaining, while strapped to these tracks. All the minute details. Standard or metric for the bolts and nuts. What fuels it. How fast it’s travelling. Ain’t gonna stop it.
I hope somebody encases a nice set of 64GB thumb-drives in epoxy and then in a few thousand years, archaeologists learn what happened to us.
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Ask your RL acquaintances.
What do you know about those five words?
“F**KING NOTHING” will be the number one answer.
That’s bad news for all of us.
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Sickest story about Barky I’ve read, in his whole term.
After all the Islam-horrific news from Europe.
While he promises to bring in a lot more.
And America Sleeps.
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Erdogan. He’s next in line.
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In the camps… I’ll occasionally drop hints about mailboxes. Or old barns. If they know how to use me, I’ll either be painting or washing the stamped pewter dishes for my fellow workers. I promise to find as much bleach as I can, for Sani-water, when the latter occurs.
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I will obtain bleach.
Even if I have to sell myself for it. I’m just lookin’ out.
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Wrecked ’em?
Danged near killed ’em!
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WANTED:
Edit Button.
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