General Discussion, Tuesday, February 16 2016

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Stella

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  1. MaryfromMarin's avatar MaryfromMarin says:
    February 16, 2016 at 12:06 am

    Another lovely image, stella. Thank you.

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  2. MaryfromMarin's avatar MaryfromMarin says:
    February 16, 2016 at 12:13 am

    And for the flip side…a tough read:

    Wombat is Digging In

    “I once believed that there were limits to the depth and breadth of the lies the media and the government could tell…I understand now that they will step over the corpses of a thousand Christian and Jewish children to interview a single muslim who ‘faces new fears of bigotry’ ..”

    http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/?p=28905

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    • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
      February 16, 2016 at 10:39 am

      That is where we are now. There is no article left to post that we haven’t read a thousand times before. There is no comment left to make that each of us hasn’t already made a hundred times. I enjoy the fellowship, I do, but there comes a point where impotent outrage simply hollows out the soul.

      [This is why I came to Stella’s Place. I’m sick to near death of arguing.]

      I am coming to grips with the fact that every hour I’m not dead or in a federal prison is a gift. Consequently I aim to do the following. I’m going to get straight with whatever God will listen to my prayers. I’m going to get straight with my blood-family. Sadly this will mean politely disowning some of them. I am going to write my will and a life-guide for my children, to be delivered to them by a trusted intermediary in the event of my death or disappearance. I am going to explain all of this to my wife and apologise that my necessary actions may place her and our family in danger. I will hope to make her understand that we are not the first family to have to make sacrifices in the name of God and Country.

      All other preparations I must unfortunately leave to the imagination for obvious reasons.

      I fear many things, but high among them is going to the gas chamber knowing the culmination of my resistance was a few angry comments and the occasional snarky article on the internet.

      While I will continue to contribute to this blog with the blessing of its founder, I suspect my future entries will be considerably darker in nature. After all, talk is getting us nowhere.

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      • nyetneetot's avatar nyetneetot says:
        February 16, 2016 at 10:57 am

        “There is no comment left to make that each of us hasn’t already made a hundred times.”

        HA! I accept your challenge! How many times have you posted this?

        mirrorvg rootvg hdisk1
        0516-1124 mirrorvg: Quorum requirement turned off, reboot system for this
        to take effect for rootvg.
        0516-1126 mirrorvg: rootvg successfully mirrored, user should perform
        bosboot of system to initialize boot records. Then, user must modify
        bootlist to include: hdisk1 hdisk0.

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      • scherado's avatar scherado says:
        February 16, 2016 at 11:14 am

        Did you write the above?

        [This is why I came to Stella’s Place. I’m sick to near death of arguing.]

        I’m thinking not. If what’s bracketed is the only thing of yours in that post, then I ask, what are you doing now and since you’ve stopped arguing?

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        • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
          February 16, 2016 at 11:38 am

          Working and living and loving.

          Sure beats arguing about things we can’t change.

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        • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
          February 16, 2016 at 11:47 am

          You correctly assumed that I was just quoting an article, and that my comment in brackets was my comment.

          No, the guy who wrote all that is still insane, and will probably — soon — attempt to imitate several recent “uprisings”, with disastrous results for both him and Conservatives.

          Insane people gonna insane.

          But it’s a CLUE, BLUE!

          A clue about just how p.o’ed America is right now.

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          • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
            February 16, 2016 at 11:49 am

            (It was actually a quote from MaryFromMarin’s link, into which thread my comment was nested, you should have seen, had you read her link.)

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          • scherado's avatar scherado says:
            February 16, 2016 at 11:58 am

            What can’t we change? I do recognize that some things can’t be changed and do recognize that I need to know the difference between what can and can not be changed.

            I attempted to comment at that site but could not. I had prepared this:

            I have been attempting to get this through the heads of the choir (skulls and of stature) and I don’t think I’m getting anywhere.

            I haven’t conceived of a different method. What I know is that I’ll be dragged over the cliff either while mute or while screaming and find the same demise–one with a great noise and the other not.

            You posted his content and then this?: “Insane people gonna insane.” What does this tell me?

            Then this: and “But it’s a CLUE, BLUE!” What does that mean?

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      • MaryfromMarin's avatar MaryfromMarin says:
        February 16, 2016 at 10:08 pm

        People all over are reaching a breaking point. Some speak of it publicly, some are unraveling more silently.

        Other people close their eyes, or put their hands over the ears of their senses and of their minds. I post [some of] what I see and read, because I believe people should be warned. I know most of YOU are awake and aware, but you can pass things on to others who are not.

        There is ultimately no escaping what will happen, temporally. But the temporal is secondary. Fix your eyes upon what is eternal; there is your permanent refuge and haven.

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  3. MaryfromMarin's avatar MaryfromMarin says:
    February 16, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Oh, the irony:

    Sniper Cuts Short ISIS Beheading Class With A Well-Placed Head Shot

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/15/sniper-cuts-short-isis-beheading-class-with-a-well-placed-head-shot/

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  4. MaryfromMarin's avatar MaryfromMarin says:
    February 16, 2016 at 1:32 am

    This is spiritually disturbing, on more than one level:

    Christian Conway woman wears hijab

    http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2016/feb/14/christian-conway-woman-wears-hijab/?f=rivervalley

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  5. TexasRanger's avatar TexasRanger says:
    February 16, 2016 at 2:37 am

    Revealed – The Men Who Own and Run the U S Government

    Discover the truth about the men behind the curtain who own and run the U.S. Government.

    These men are totally evil, ruthless, greedy and vicious individuals who will stop at nothing to gain control of the world and the enslavement of us all.

    They are now taking steps to control and shut down the internet because it is the last means for people to come together, and voice their opinions freely.

    The 5 Most Powerful Families That Secretly Control The World.!
    Video:

    The Men Who Own and Run the U S Government
    Video:

    Some Facts and Open Secrets About NWO New World Order – The Illuminati – The Federal Reserve.
    World International Bankers. Rockefeller’s, Rothschild’s, Morgan’s, Bush’s, Warburg and DuPont. War and Gold Standard, International Monetary Fund, United Nations, and The World Bank, Federal Income Tax.

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    • nyetneetot's avatar nyetneetot says:
      February 16, 2016 at 9:50 am

      I’ve read that book from France that started all that “The Illuminati” business. I’ve even posted links to the English translation here before. It was written around 1800 to show who was really behind the French revolution. For some reason the French book is cited as the source of all our knowledge regarding “The Illuminati”, when in fact there were earlier books, written originally in English that go into much more detail of what and who the “illuminated” were. While the super secret, highest level of the freemasons may still exist, it’s no longer necessary since free speech is everywhere rather than just book clubs now.

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      • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
        February 16, 2016 at 11:32 am

        I used to get into researching that stuff. Even before the innertubes.

        It drove me mad. I mean, I was already slightly mad, but it was not a noble or beneficial pursuit, despite my fervor.

        I realized after reading Robert Anton Wilson’s trilogy that 90 percent of what I was reading about the Illuminati and the conspiracies was intentionally-placed bull cupcakes.

        I do, on the other hand, understand two things a bit.

        One, the veracity of the Bible.

        Two, the actual plans written and being enacted of the likes of Marx, Alinsky, Ayers, Cloward, Piven, Sanger, and the U.N. itself, which can all be read right now, and compared with what the elites are doing.

        Like Sundance says, Truth Has No Agenda 21.

        Wait…

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  6. WeeWeed's avatar WeeWeed says:
    February 16, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Mornin’ kids!

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  7. nyetneetot's avatar nyetneetot says:
    February 16, 2016 at 9:07 am

    Mornin’ stella! 😎 :developer:
    Mornin’ WeeWeed! 😛 😀
    Mornin’ Menagerie! 😎 🍸
    Mornin’ Ad rem! 🐱
    Mornin’ ytz4mee! 🙂
    Mornin’ partyzantski! 🙂
    Mornin’ texan59! O_o |_|
    Mornin’ ZurichMike! 🙂 🌯 (It’s a bacon breakfast burrito)
    Mornin’ Col.(R) Ken! (hand salute) 🙂
    Mornin’ letjusticeprevail2014 🙂
    Mornin’ ctdar 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ tessa50 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ waltzingmtilda 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ varsityward 🙂
    Mornin’ MaryfromMarin! o_O |_| (Mortlach)
    Mornin’ taqiyyologist! 🙂
    Mornin’ Howie! 🙂
    Mornin’ Sha 🙂
    Mornin’ BigMamaTEA! 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ The Tundra PA! 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ lovely! 🐻 🍸
    Mornin’ michellc! 🐻 🍸
    Mornin’ auscitizenmom! 🐻 🍸
    Mornin’ Auntie Lib! 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ ImpeachEmAll 🙂
    Mornin’ Les 🙂
    Mornin’ TexasRanger! 🙂
    Mornin’ Ziiggii! 🙂
    Mornin’ oldiadguy 🙂
    Mornin’ derk (“Stellars”) 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ facebkwallflower! 🙂
    Mornin’ Ms. Cindy (aka “Ms Cynlynn” aka “ms cynlynn”) 🙂 🍸
    Mornin’ whiners and complainers! ⭐
    Mornin’ to people posting that I missed. 😳
    Mornin’ to all you lurkers! 😕

    Breakfast!

    Cinnamon rolls for coffee!

    ⭐ = Unprintable phallic symbol

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  8. Stella's avatar stella says:
    February 16, 2016 at 9:34 am

    Good morning! Well, we are now half way through February, and it’s a little over a month until the official start of Spring. The days are gradually getting longer, so there is hope that one day not too long in the future we will see a bit of green foliage.

    We had some substantial tree removal in my neighborhood late in Fall, and I anticipate some big differences in the amount of light on my planting beds this year. One bed, at my rear property line, will once again be usable for planting vegetables, since a large (and nasty) mulberry tree was taken down in my neighbor’s yard by the electric company. I look forward to once again being able to plant back there! In addition, my next-door neighbor to the east had a huge maple removed from his front yard, so I’ll lose some shade coverage there, although I don’t think that one will make as much difference. Some other big trees were removed on the other side of the street (south), which may be more significant.

    Anyway, it’s nice to think of gardens in the cold of February. What are you planning this year?

    Spring
    by Gerard Manley Hopkins (1918)

    Nothing is so beautiful as spring—
    When weeds, in wheels, shoot long and lovely and lush;
    Thrush’s eggs look little low heavens, and thrush
    Through the echoing timber does so rinse and wring
    The ear, it strikes like lightnings to hear him sing;
    The glassy peartree leaves and blooms, they brush
    The descending blue; that blue is all in a rush
    With richness; the racing lambs too have fair their fling.

    What is all this juice and all this joy?
    A strain of the earth’s sweet being in the beginning
    In Eden garden.—Have, get, before it cloy,
    Before it cloud, Christ, lord, and sour with sinning,
    Innocent mind and Mayday in girl and boy,
    Most, O maid’s child, thy choice and worthy the winning.

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    • auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:
      February 16, 2016 at 9:55 am

      That disgusting Faux-POTUS is actively trying to bankrupt the U.S.

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      • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
        February 16, 2016 at 10:52 am

        That’s the plan. Marx, Alinsky, Ayers, Dorhn, Cloward, Piven.

        Sad that it’s all been fully described and laid out in writing by all of these people…

        …and yet many still don’t believe what they Actually Wrote they were going to do, they’re actually doing, to the letter.

        Making society illiterate and incurious is their greatest achievement.

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    • tessa50's avatar tessa50 says:
      February 17, 2016 at 12:41 am

      They should be made to pay it back before they move this plant.

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  10. Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
    February 16, 2016 at 10:49 am

    Good video on “hydrostatic shock” here, as a bonus to an already awesome story.

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/15/sniper-cuts-short-isis-beheading-class-with-a-well-placed-head-shot/

    Humans are containers of water. When you shoot them, the bullet acts as a displacing piston, making the water inside the container behave as if it wants to Leave Right Now.

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  11. Patriot1783's avatar ctdar says:
    February 16, 2016 at 11:42 am

    “This practice of constitutional revision by an unelected commit­tee of nine, always accompanied (as it is today) by extrav­agant praise of liberty, robs the People of the most im­portant liberty they asserted in the Declaration of Independence and won in the Revolution of 1776: the freedom to govern themselves.” Justice Antonin Scalia
    http://iotwreport.com/almost-a-deathbed-like-warning-from-scalia/#2MFHGETKdGmrEdgp.99

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  14. notasmidgeon's avatar notasmidgeon says:
    February 16, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    I don’t recognize CTH today. So many new names. I may lurk here.

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  15. auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:
    February 16, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    I was watching M.A.S.H. last night and Hawkeye and Trapper were looking at a picture puzzle trying to pick out Presidents’ faces. One found something and said, “It isn’t a President’s face, but, it’s political looking, ” and the other said, “It’s a cow chip.” Doesn’t that just sum up politics?

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    • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
      February 16, 2016 at 6:30 pm

      aus, I have the box-set, and I am looking for that episode.

      HELP

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      • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
        February 16, 2016 at 6:31 pm

        The Martinis and Medicine Collection.

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        • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
          February 16, 2016 at 6:39 pm

          Me and my dad’s bro watched every episode on Dish over about 5 or 6 years.

          My folks sent both me and my uncle the box set. I’ve watched the whole thing twice since.

          He took his last breath in front of me in the hospital about four years ago.

          He was a Fire/EMS for fifteen years. So we watched COPS and M*A*S*H, and listen’d to the scanner, and to his stories. When we weren’t dragging recently-deceased deer out of the hills, or hunting for morels, or chopping and hauling firewood.

          Today’s my dad’s B-day. His brother was a class act, just like him.

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          • auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:
            February 16, 2016 at 7:25 pm

            M.A.S.H. was what I watched with my father each night for about a year before he died after my mother died. It was one of the few shows he thought was worthwhile and he had seen all the episodes over and over again. He used to laugh out loud at the antics. I usually watch one episode on Netflix before I go to bed each night.

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      • auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:
        February 16, 2016 at 7:19 pm

        I’m pretty sure it is Episode 13, Life with Father.

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  16. auscitizenmom's avatar auscitizenmom says:
    February 16, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Stella, is there a way to get an email to you personally? Can we send it to CTH with your name on it?

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  17. Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
    February 16, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-compiles-shortlist-gay-transsexual-abortion–52361

    Moving quickly to begin the process of filling the unexpected vacancy on the Supreme Court bench, President Obama spent much of the weekend compiling a shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace the late Antonin Scalia, White House sources confirmed Monday. “These are all exemplary candidates with strong homosexual values and proven records of performing partial-birth abortions, but am I missing anyone?” Obama reportedly asked himself while reviewing his list of queer, gender-nonconforming, feminist Planned Parenthood employees, all of whom were also said to be black immigrants. “I definitely have enough post-op transsexuals on the list, but it is a little light on pre-op candidates. And I should probably add a cop killer or two on here just to round out my options.”

    Sources later confirmed that Obama was attempting to rapidly narrow the list down to the single best nominee to submit to the Senate in hopes of wrapping up confirmation hearings before his choice had to leave to attend the Hajj pilgrimage.

    I guess Univision owns The Onion, now. So far, they still know where to stick the knife.

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    • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
      February 16, 2016 at 6:20 pm

      That last paragraph in my quote was the end of the article.

      As a commenter at Vox Day said about this, The Onion not only knows where to stick the knife, but when to twist it.

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  18. lovely's avatar lovely says:
    February 16, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    So there are streets in Chicago that do not have a protected left turn, no arrow, there is a load of traffic so the only way you can make a left turn is to get almost to the middle of the intersection and turn left after the last car has cleared the intersection and the light is red.

    Today I get my mail and there is an “Automated Traffic Violation” from Chi Town. Rahm even includes 3 photos, one with my license plate. A jolly hello is included as they demand $100.00 to make Chicago whole again 🙄 We love you come back to visit soon.

    I look at the picture and there are at least 3 other cars in the intersection, that means Chicago just made $400.00 on one red light.

    😦

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    • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
      February 16, 2016 at 6:15 pm

      Send them $100 in Monopoly money, random bills, and a “Make America Great Again” ballcap.

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      • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
        February 16, 2016 at 6:17 pm

        With a nice little “bless your hearts” note on Gadsden flag stationery.

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      • lovely's avatar lovely says:
        February 16, 2016 at 6:19 pm

        I wonder how much money they make on a daily basis. I think it is a new system or I would have gotten tickets in the past some corners there is no other option.

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        • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
          February 16, 2016 at 6:22 pm

          I think Orlando has a deal with Garmin to take you through as many tollbooths as possible, even if the route includes multiple four-mile circles.

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        • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
          February 16, 2016 at 6:28 pm

          In Tom Clancy’s first Rainbow Six novel, he describes the money counting room at Disney World.

          In Orlando. (Wow this is weird.)

          Okay, imagine all the 1s, 5s, 10s, and 20s that get passed to all the vendors at Disney World in an hour. Now imagine the struggle of accurately counting all of them at the end of the day. Then moving all of it. Every single day.

          Chicago Police has that struggle.

          Times Ten.

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          • lovely's avatar lovely says:
            February 16, 2016 at 6:38 pm

            Ha.

            Let me tell you a hypothetical story.

            Hypothetically:

            I knew a Chicago police officer, a little over 20 years he was assigned to Tollbooth security. On his first night he saw people carrying out canvas bags full of money and putting them in their cars, he wrote down license plate numbers.

            He reported it to his superior.

            He was reassigned by the start of his next shift.

            End of story.

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            • Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
              February 16, 2016 at 7:01 pm

              What?

              Dang earplugs.

              I ain’t heard nuffin.

              It’s just where we’re at, now.

              Hot Air just went to Facebook Comments Only.

              You know, that Conservative site, Hot Air, which began in the wake of 9/11 and a conservative punditry revolution which even included CJ of the Holy Bicycle?

              FB is the devil. The enemy. They hate and stamp out wrongthink.

              I quit Hot Air and Malkin, I quit Hoft, because they don’t engage their commentairat.

              I don’t think Malkin has ever commented on her own site.

              I could be wrong, I admit. I know Stella has on hers.

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          • lovely's avatar lovely says:
            February 16, 2016 at 6:39 pm

            And I was just thinking of rereading Tom Clancy’s “Without Remorse.”

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            • Col.(R) Ken's avatar Col.(R) Ken says:
              February 16, 2016 at 8:37 pm

              Early in his writing career had seen Clancy many times over in Crystal City buying drinks for high ranking officers, working on novels. When reading WW3 that’s the standard “road to war” every S2 used fighting the Warsaw Pack.

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  19. lovely's avatar lovely says:
    February 16, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    *Warning Scary image and sound*

    The hag had another hacking attack.

    Healthy as a horse 🙄

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  20. michellc's avatar michellc says:
    February 16, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Jeb is such a wuss.

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/02/16/jeb-trump-a-bully-rubio-keeps-totally-quiet-on-this/

    “It’s hard to deal with a guy who talks over you, who shushes you, who shouts profanity in debates,” Bush said. ‘It’s not the normal candidacy. I’m running because I believe that we can grow the economy at 4 percent rather than 2 percent to lift people’s incomes and to keep people safe and secure in terms of foreign policy. So this is a phenomenon that’s — that I’ve had to adjust to, to be honest with you. But the reality is he’s a bully and if you don’t confront a bully, you get the same result, where he just pushes people around. And I find it amazing that most candidates keep quiet. Marco Rubio keeps totally quiet on this and — and Cruz, until he got attacked directly, did the same. It’s important for us to nominate a conservative in the conservative party or we will just get wiped out in November.”

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  21. Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
    February 16, 2016 at 8:28 pm

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  22. Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
    February 16, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    W.T.F. did T.V. do to us?

    What did we allow it to do to us?

    Do you have a TV? Why?

    Oh, God. Why?

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  23. lovely's avatar lovely says:
    February 16, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Hmmm….

    http://linkis.com/wordpress.com/g8dTg

    No Senator Cruz, Donald Trump does Not want a Single Payer health care.

    I have bit my tongue long enough. As a delegate for Senator Ted Cruz I have been placed into a difficult and increasingly uncomfortable position and now I have had enough!  Continuing to support Senator Cruz after he repeats incorrectly and ad nauseum that “A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Obamacare“ and, that “if you vote Donald Trump, you vote for Bernie Sanders-style socialized medicine.“ Or even worse that Trump, Clinton and Sanders “have the identical position on health care” has forced me into a crisis of conscience. These are statements that even the left leaning Politifact has correctly identified as FALSE.

    Twitter picture is Steve and Levin.

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  24. nyetneetot's avatar nyetneetot says:
    February 16, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’ The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’

    Boy – ‘I have a golf ball.’

    Man – ‘That’s nice.’

    Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’

    Man – ‘No, thanks.’

    Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’

    Man – ‘OK, how much?’

    Boy – ‘$250’

    A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together..

    Boy – ‘Dark in here.’

    Man – ‘Yes, it is.’

    Boy – ‘I have sand wedge. ‘The lover, remembering the last time, asks the

    boy, ‘How much?’

    Boy – ‘$750’

    Man – ‘Sold.’

    A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, ‘Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let’s go outside and have some short game practice. The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.’

    The father says, ‘What?! How much did you sell them for?’

    Boy – ‘$1,000.’

    The father says, ‘That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.’

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, ‘Dark in here.’

    The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit with me again. You’re in my closet now.’

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  25. texan59's avatar texan59 says:
    February 16, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    There’s an opening in Huntsville tonight. Texas got rid of at least one problem.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-inmate-executed-for-killing-dallas-area-store-clerk/ar-BBpwM2w?li=BBnb7Kz

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  27. texan59's avatar texan59 says:
    February 16, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    It all you can eat buffet. Not all you can eat all day buffet. Man suing Golden Corral for $2M after they booted him…..after 7 hours and an estimated 50-70# of food. 😯

    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-kicked-out-of-all-you-can-eat-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50-lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-millions/?utm_campaign=shareaholic

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  28. texan59's avatar texan59 says:
    February 16, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    It say all you can eat buffet. Not all you can eat all day. Dude sues Golden Corral for $2M after they booted him. Seven hours and an estimated 50-70# of chow. 😯

    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-kicked-out-of-all-you-can-eat-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50-lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-millions/?utm_campaign=shareaholic

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  29. texan59's avatar texan59 says:
    February 16, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Something going on. I tried a post twice and there’s nothing. Am I in the spam dungeon?

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  31. Wooly Covfefe's avatar taqiyyologist says:
    February 17, 2016 at 8:56 pm

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  32. Stella's avatar stella says:
    February 17, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Here we go! This happened in your neighborhood, nyet.

    Man Undressing in Women’s Room Cites Transgender Rule

    http://cnsnews.com/blog/eric-scheiner/man-womens-room-cites-transgender-rule

    Seattle Parks and Recreation says a man wearing shorts entered the women’s locker room at Evans Pool and took off his shirt. Women alerted staff, who told the man to leave, but he said, “the law has changed and I have a right to be here.”

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  33. Stella's avatar stella says:
    February 17, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Did anyone watch the MSNBC Town Hall?

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