It was early last December,
As near as I remember,
I was walking down the street in tipsy pride.
No one I was disturb in’
As I lay down by the curb in’
And a pig came up and lay down at my side.
As I lay there in the gutter,
Thinking thoughts I cannot utter,
A lady passing by was heard to say:
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses.”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
The Pig and the Inebriate (aka THE PIG SONG – 1935)
Words: Clarke Van Ness / Music: F. Henri Klickmann
Stella's Place 
I read that little ditty when I was barely a teenager. “And the pig got up and slowly walked away” became my all time favorite last line.
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My ex played the guitar and would sing this. I always got a kick out of it.
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Hmmmm perhaps they should play the tune at the beginning of divorce proceedings like they play ‘Here comes the bride’ at weddings.
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Sometimes I wish I could eat popcorn. I can’t, because it sticks in my teeth-holes. If I could, I’d be out a fortune by the end of the year, because I’m sitting back and enjoying Hollywood and Congress burn to the ground.
These daily revelations make me want to wake up tomorrow like it’s Christmas morning.
I thought the San Andreas Fault would do Hollywood in first. I was wrong.
It’s going to get way worse when Pedowood is exposed. Don’t worry, they really, really like exposing themselves. With Judge Roy Moore, they set the rules. When we play by their rules, that they set, we will always win. “Allegations equal guilt.” They made this rule. Okay, then. Let’s play, Libs. How about a nice game of chess?
Moore will win his Senate seat. Franken will lose his.
I just hope Franken doesn’t resign. If he does, his state’s governor will undoubtedly appoint a Somali Muslim in his place.
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My take: They are exposing the least of their sins. On purpose.
Because they are attempting to play chess, and hide something far worse than groping and unwanted kissing. Far, far worse.
The Podestas’ art, and the art made by their favorite artists, speaks for itself. Vigilant Citizen speaks for us. I hope the people who run VC have it all backed up elsewhere.
All will be revealed, hopefully sooner than later.
And I couldn’t be happier about this, even if you gave me an English Bulldog pup.
Marilyn Manson has a new video out. X-rated. Stars Johnny Depp. Because of course it does. I won’t watch it, because I’m not into watching satanism and MK-Ultra productions.
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Now that they have the rules set, they are going after President TRUMP again.
They had to knock over a few dominoes/sacrifices to get to their YUGE prize.
MARK MY WORDS!
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there is much more to the actual story than we are allowed to see.
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AND I was right. They did it at the Press Conference today.
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“…there is much more…”
Anyone paying attention, with a working brain, knew that within 48 hours.
Excellent post, Joshua. I wish the same person on Imgur had done this due diligenge with the events in Newtown, CT at Sandy Hook Elementary School.
I know, I’m an uncaring a&&hole for even saying that.
I don’t care what I’m called. I don’t believe anything FBI, CIA or MSM. Nothing.
Call me all the names. All of them. I don’t care.
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Don’t mistake this as a larger Clinton/DNC collusion to retry the Trump allegations in the public forum, the Left has never stopped trying to gain traction against President Trump from the libelous allegations of the rape of a 13 year old girl to the “P*ssygate” scandal 🙄. The Left has been calling President Trump a sexist, misogynist, predator, for two years straight now with little traction so they’ll keep doing it, because of course they will.
This current climate of the predator a day reveal is the Left’s chickens coming home to roost.
The Left has created this monster, they have enabled predators like Bill Clinton, Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski et al for decades. Not only has the Left been enabling male sexual predators of the proper political persuasion the Left has been attacking, shaming and punishing the victims of a certain protected class of men.
Meanwhile these same elite leftists have convinced the great unwashed p*ssyhat wearers that men whistling at women is a crime against humanity on par with rape.
Now the Left is stuck with the sexual predators who they have put on pedestals and somehow justifying their support of these men to the common liberal women calling for the death penalty for men who whistle at women.
The Left did not and does not want this battle. They have been forced into it by their own short game.
Hillary comes to the defense of “accountable” Al Franken”
https://nypost.com/2017/11/17/hillary-comes-to-defense-of-accountable-al-franken/
Hillary Clinton came to Sen. Al Franken’s defense on Friday during an interview for her new book, saying he should be praised for his “accountability” and willingness to apologize.
“Look at the contrast between Al Franken, accepting responsibility, apologizing, and Roy Moore and Donald Trump who have done neither,” Clinton said.
“[That] is the kind of accountability I’m talking about. I don’t hear that from Roy Moore or Donald Trump.”
https://nypost.com/2017/11/17/hillary-comes-to-defense-of-accountable-al-franken/
This is so hypocritical it may even be parodied on Saturday Night Live. ^
Remember candidate Trump was brave enough to seat Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathy Shelton and Paula Jones at the second debate. Trump was going to seat them in the front row with family members. Trump was told that the women would be physically removed if he seated them in the family area. On national television Candidate Trump said that Hillary Clinton should apologize to Kathy Shelton for laughing about her rape and defending her rapist. Should we this that President Trump will do anything less provocative if the Left wants to pursue predators in politics and hollywood?
This is a fight the Left cannot win. Trump knows more about them than they remember about themselves. Neither the RNC or DNC was prepared for a Trump victory, they are still scrambling to cover their vile deeds.
Wait until Roy Moore wins the Alabama governorship. All hell is going to break loose. McConnell may even resign as Majority Whip.
If that f*cking b*stard wins we all hang from nooses.__Hillary Clinton
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This WAS a long-game setup intended to make it’s way to President TRUMP and bring his down on the allegations made pre-election.
AND they went for the jugular yesterday at the WH press briefing, just as I predicted when Harvey W went down, and here again yesterday. It didn’t even take them 24 hours to make the leap from Franken to President TRUMP.
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I respectfully disagree Twolaine, the MSM/DNC/RNC/Clinton/Ryan cabal has been scrambling ever since Donald Trump won the election. The sexual predators game is one that the DNC cannot win. I am more inclined to believe that the specific target it was directed at is putting the kibosh on Hillary Clinton’s 2020 presidential run. Donna Brazile’s book, Pocahontas’ words, the slow turning of the likes of Mika and her cohorts against the Clintons is a sure sign that Hilary is in disfavor with monied DNC backers. Someone allowed Brazile’s book to be published.
April didn’t go for the jugular at the press conference, she asked such a stupid question (a question that has been asked a thousand times already in different formats) a question so silly that Sarah had to stop herself from laughing and then Sarah was the one who went for the jugular. Did you notice that April didn’t even try to follow up after Sarah said ”I think Hillary Clinton should have addressed some of those of her own issues before addressing this president.”
These sexual allegations are a train wreck for the Clintons, the DNC, Hollywood and the MSM this is not where they want to wage their battle. They are filthy vile perverts, they have Bill Clinton the rapist, Anthony Weiner the who is in prison for child pornography, pedophile Jeffery Epstein, all the perverts who are being exposed in Hollywood, Bob Mendez and so on. The DNC is not a party that can survive if sexual allegations become the bellwether for the gallows.
No one should be surprised that the DNC/MSM is trying to project and deflect back to the Trump allegations and p*ssygate to cover their own butts. And no one should be surprised when their pathetic attempt fails. Again.
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It has gotten so bad that the interviewers on FOX, pretty much whoever they are, tell the Dem. contributor that they want them to answer the question without deflecting to Trump or Russia. They do it anyway.
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The Left has been calling President Trump a sexist, misogynist, predator, for two years straight now with little traction so they’ll keep doing it, because of course they will.
You just, in one sentence, illustrated the three rules of SJW. Perfectly.
1. SJWs always lie.
2. SJWs always double down.
3. SJWs always project.
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Truth Wooly.
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Those pictures tell you a lot.
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Couldn’t find any blatant one-eye-covered symbolism pics of the other two, Weinstein and Franken.
Give it a day or two — scratch that, a day — there will be a lot of FrankenStein memes.
Saw one of musician Sade on Drudge the other day, holding a shattered mirror and her one eye showing, from behind. And then there’s her stage name.
They cannot get more obvious in their symbolism, in their publicity photos.
It’s not coincidence. It’s a freakin’ cult. And they tell us every day.
If you read Vigilant Citizen’s articles, you’d begin to understand just how deep this is.
I always knew. Well before that site existed. Shirley Temple wrote a book. It’s a book most in Hollywood don’t want you to read.
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The star that named herself after the person sadism was named for:
They cannot get more blatant, and society, hopefully, cannot get more blind.
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I have no idea who this is supposed to be.
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Musician and singing star Sade. “Smooth Operator”, “No Ordinary Love”, “Sweetest Taboo” etc.
You’ve heard all her hits.
Great music, I must say. But the lyrics are full of clues for those with eyes to see, too.
But apparently she has to signal, too, that she is in the cult, even in publicity photos.
Like so many others involved. So many.
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Um. No. I have never heard of her or her music.
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That’s actually astonishing, Aus.
Her music is as much a part of our cultural tapestry as Daryl Hall’s, or Marvin Gaye’s, or Barry White’s, or Al Greene’s, or Rick James’, or Earth, Wind & Fire’s. She’s a big part of R&B history.
And a cultist, apparently. You don’t take one-eye photos for no reason.
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I don’t know Sade or her music either Wooly. I don’t really listen to music on the radio only very very rarely. I listened to the first 58 seconds of her video not my cup of tea. Music is subjective, which of course you know, one person’s “genius” sound like crap to another person, if I for some reason happened to have the radio on in my car and “The Sweetest Taboo” came on it would be changed in the first 10 notes.
Youtube suggests music for me based on what I listen to. I have well over 2000 songs on my phone, it plays on my car stereo and I can stick it on my Bose player at home also. My daughters are all great sources of music. So are a few friends.
Life is too short to listen bad music, or music performed by clearly evil people. My library is always expanding sometimes I can listen to the same song 20 times in a row and sometimes I don’t want to hear that same song even one time.
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I’ve never said it, but I don’t listen to RB, ever.
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I understand, fully. I don’t listen to Polka or Mariachi music, either. I really don’t understand why anybody other than Germans or Mexicans would. Or modern “R&B”, which isn’t either R or B, or modern pop Rap, which is narcissistic evil garbage.
I do try and absorb just about everything else, though. I don’t listen to radio, unless I’m trapped in someone else’s car, and they do listen to radio. I don’t need to hear “Have you Ever Seen the Rain” again. 5,000 times was enough.
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Don’t get me wrong, I actually admire your knowledge and love of so many genres of music.
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Aside: Sorry, France. Y’all destroyed yourselves.
But Ace of Spades just destroyed you again.
Y’all can go back to your subservience to non-French people, now.
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Al Franken making jokes about child rape.
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Folks it’s all gonna lead back to torture and cages and electric cattle prods.
And brainwashing, and intentional disassociating and MPD. And children.
It is. Mark my words. So I punch a TV once every ten years or so. Because I know.
That’s as far as I go with my anger about what I know. Despite what I know.
In the last 10 years, especially the last few, I believe I have shown remarkable restraint.
Hollywood + Congress is in league with evil.
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I just keep praying.
It’s funny — and by funny I mean quite scary — that the more I pray, the more comes out, regarding these elites.
😀
5 Roll on Jehovah thy way, And trust upon Him, and He worketh,
[I love the word “Roll” in this translation. That says it all. Imagine starting the process of rolling a giant, you-sized boulder down a big hill. Are you going to run after it, on it’s tumble down the hill, or are you going to stop because you already rolled it? It’s like bowling, really. No, you can’t chase the ball down the alley. You done rolled it.]
6 And hath brought out as light thy righteousness, And thy judgment as noon-day.
[Hi, Congress! Hi, Hollywood!]
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I think I learned about that translation of that verse over at CTH, years ago.
Young’s Literal Translation.
Psalm 37, YLT
I prefer KJV, normally, but “Roll”. It’s the only translation which contains this idiom.
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I’m about to quit drinking. Interesting that the word “silent” contains all the letters in the word “listen”.
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7 Be silent for Jehovah, and stay thyself for Him, Do not fret because of him Who is making prosperous his way, Because of a man doing wicked devices.
8 Desist from anger, and forsake fury, Fret not thyself only to do evil.
9 For evil doers are cut off, As to those waiting on Jehovah, they possess the land.
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Quit drinking as for the night or permanently? You can’t go cold turkey Wooly, DT’s can kill you or someone else. Please, please get assistance if you are speaking about not picking up the first drink. 🙏🏼.
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I wonder if “thy” means the same thing in both verse 5 and in verse 6.
My righteousness? My judgement?
I mean, I roll on Him my way, but I dunno if I I have those.
Yet I do. He shines through us, like fiber optics. Conduits.
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You might find this interesting:
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/thou.html
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Thank you. I do.
I don’t know why people find the language of 1611 so confusing, but they do. Even as they understand the language of William Shakespeare. Which was nearly 200 years earlier.
Then again, they find the U.S. constitution’s language confusing and ancient and arcane.
I wonder why Zondervan Corporation™ and Thomas Nelson Publishers™ or Lockman Foundation™ haven’t come up with a New International Constitution or a New Revised Standard Constitution or a New American Standard Constitution that can be understood by today’s dumbed-down people. I mean, can’t we update what amounts to heiroglyphics to today’s idiots who cannot read? And at the same time, change it all to fit corporate and leftist mores?
I mean, it was written 250 years ago. That’s ancient, right?
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Shakespeare died in 1616 (not 200 years earlier). Roughly the same time period as Queen Elizabeth I, overlapping the beginning of King James’ reign.
The KJV of the Bible was written between 1604 and 1611. King James inherited the throne from Elizabeth I, who died in 1603.
I watch a lot of British historical television shows.
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You and my mom would get along great. 🙂
That’s for sure. She showed me a “making of” 2-hour “Downton Abbey” and I was nearly hooked. But I cannot watch TV shows. It’s why I read things like “At the Back of the North Wind” and “Chronicles of Narnia”, not to mention P. G. Wodehouse. This was a great culture, and did so much goodness to the world.
I still hear the language of Wm. Shakespeare as older than the KJV. A bit harder to parse, but not impossible at all. Quite easy for each, actually. You just have to try.
I used to collect bible translations. I had probably 30 at one point. Some with four-column parallel translations, with Strong’s Concordance numbers attached to each word. And several Strong’s Concordances. Paperback, hardbound — it didn’t matter.
I settled on KJV, but I also like Douay-Rheims, and Young’s. I came to a conclusion after years of research. Libs say that’s bad. You should never, ever come to a conclusion with your mind. Screw what libs say. They are wrong. They follow their peers, and not their mind.
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Great poem!
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MAGA…..Bring it to the Swamp, our great warrior President…..we are fully behind YOU.
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This poem was so good, literally lol’ed.
Perhaps they just need better pigs.
Thx 4 the laff.
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