“CORRECTION TOO ABOVE POST” Mom, my apologies, the connection between my brain and fingers was not working! “Did not” was I meant too say.
just “DID NOT” want you to be all alone on this thread Mom, thought I would join you! How the weather?
One time, someone asked me what I would prefer, if I had a Superpower.
Like in the comics, or as a mage in D&D or something.
I said, “I’d like the ability to make someone poop their pants, explosively. Just by doing that Luke Skywalker thing with my hand. Even if I’m watching them live on television.”
Imagine an Obama speech, and I did this trick in the safety of my home. Or someone did it from the audience?
“And my fellow Americans, let me be clooooooooooooogh Oh god. Oh GOD. OOOOOOH!.”
😀
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By auscitizenmom on January 24, 2016 at 1:08 pm
I just want you to be all alone on this thread Mom, thought I would join you! How the weather?
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By Col.(R) Ken on January 24, 2016 at 9:22 pm
“CORRECTION TOO ABOVE POST” Mom, my apologies, the connection between my brain and fingers was not working! “Did not” was I meant too say.
just “DID NOT” want you to be all alone on this thread Mom, thought I would join you! How the weather?
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By Col.(R) Ken on January 25, 2016 at 7:08 pm
😯 I must have left before you got there.
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By auscitizenmom on January 25, 2016 at 9:30 pm
One time, someone asked me what I would prefer, if I had a Superpower.
Like in the comics, or as a mage in D&D or something.
I said, “I’d like the ability to make someone poop their pants, explosively. Just by doing that Luke Skywalker thing with my hand. Even if I’m watching them live on television.”
Imagine an Obama speech, and I did this trick in the safety of my home. Or someone did it from the audience?
“And my fellow Americans, let me be clooooooooooooogh Oh god. Oh GOD. OOOOOOH!.”
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By taqiyyologist on January 25, 2016 at 7:15 pm
The television series Heroes came up with some really cool superpowers.
None as cool as that one.
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By taqiyyologist on January 25, 2016 at 7:17 pm
I think I would choose flight.
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By lovely on January 25, 2016 at 7:20 pm
Solomon asked for Wisdom. I’d have probably asked for the Poop spell.
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By taqiyyologist on January 25, 2016 at 7:19 pm
Wonder what the cleaners charges to get poop off an Armani? Enquirin’ minds…..
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By WeeWeed on January 25, 2016 at 8:29 pm
Equestrian minds…
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By taqiyyologist on January 25, 2016 at 8:41 pm
Bad Dobby.
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By taqiyyologist on January 25, 2016 at 8:43 pm